General Chat

heres yours joy ..i wrapped it it foil lovely and crispy.. dont know about your cuppa ..no teabags lol.....looks in mc voddy bucket..few dregs left in there joy ..>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Walks past........the window has been fixed.......doors open......walks in looks around.......not a soul.......

mouldy bread on the counter.....stale milk in the fridge.

Footmarks in the dust leading to the cellar....turns on light.....can see somebody......looks like SS asleep on the old couch...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........best leave her, been out nightclubing again.
Goes to the fridge takes a JS....Psssshhhtttttt.......gulp gulp.....

Leaves a note for Cutie..."When you get your pension can you get some food please. If you see Joan ask her not to clean her scooter in the bar."

Walks out & shuts door..................................

Walks in mmm not a soul around ..ah well
turns to go out ......oh whats that piece of paper ..oh someone 's left me a note oh goodie ...... oh dear .... looks in pocket mmm got a fiver left spent the rest on voody for MC ..ah well goes out to buy some cake n biscutes ....

Joan note from Mr Magoo ..... please do NOT clean your bike in the bar area ...thank you .
walks out leaves door open ..........

>> enters, gets nice chilled drink from fridge, sits, smiles ... O))

Awakens, startled /\/\/\/\ ... must have fallen asleep lol ... goodness me, look at the time ...

kicks jukie on way out, "Good Morning, Good Morning!" >>> runs before they all throw something! wmsl

dumps suitcase on the floor
JOAN....CUTIE if either of you can fit in suitcase I will take you with me lol
taps Jukey ....... all my bags are packed I'm ready to go >>>>>>

hey hold on Jen ..... im only little ....jumps into suitcase .....oh
not enough room in here chucks out some of the clothes
jen wont miss them ..ahhh thats better o.k. Jen wer'e off on our hols
oh nooooo where's joan ..JOAN...JOAN ...come on... leave yr bike in the bar ....Mr Magoo will look after it for you ..lol .

Puts parking meter in the bar.................

Tries to move case...........what's in it ?.......sooo heavy !......pushes out the door for the binmen to take away......

Looks in cellar...........SS gone nightclubbing again !!........

Gets JS from fridge.......Pssshhhhtttttttt......gulp ...gulp....shuts door on way out............

News Flash!! police Have confirmed that two woman have been found in a suitcase by binmen. police are treating it as an open and shut case. The matter will be dealt with swiftly so it is now known as a briefcase.
They are also looking at a dodgy parking meter in the bar. More news to follow on that case.

Puts coin in Jukey........laughing policeman........

roflmao..it must be ss in the case with cutie..poor jen wheres all her clothes gone ...

taps jukie .. my old mans a dustbin man...lol..xx

totters..... in to the bar...open and shut case my foot MC .lol
i got thrown all over the place and talk about smell... i dont think that
dustbin lorry had been washed in a month of sundays sniffs.... phew..
flops beside Joan on sofa .... where did you get to Joan ..and where's SS
goes over to the jukie and gives it a kick.... Well it's one for the money
2 for the show , 3 to get ready , now go, cat ,go ,
But dont you step on my blue suede shoes, you can do anything but lay of my blue suede shoes. yyyyaaaaaa ...........

Ladies and Gentlemen.......Elvis has left the building!!!

Cutie, the smell was probs Jgee's feet. lol Runs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
~~~~~~~~to all

Hmmm well the window is still intact, getting a bit dirty though, shoves cloth in Cutie and Jgee's hand passes some Mr Muscle....there u go girls......get cleaning, i'm off to start making the bacon butties for everyone.

Taps Jukey......When i'm cleaning windows.......

few cobwebs in ere x

well dont stand there looking at them clean up ..and watch those spiders pmsl xx

how are you mel xx

Yer but no why should I do it? I ony popped in to leave some spiders lol x

Im not 100% Joanie cuz but on me way hows yu x

OMG the place is over run with spiders wearing hairnets....lol xx :S :S

Oh lol, may have to change me avatar in here, she looks sooo shweet! wmsl :-) :-) :-) :D <3 <3 <3

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, just seen a spider wearing a hairnet /\/\/\/\/\/ jumps onto chair! ~~~~ waves to ms, everyone, heyulp, heyulp!!!

Perhaps I will leave her! ;-)

/\/\/\/\/\ wobbling on chair, silly dress keeps catching lol! Was that Joy I just saw, noooooooooooooooo, sticking her tongue out at me and running! wmsl

Jumps down in a ladylike fashion .... per .... lonk!, chases Joy >>>>> :-) ;-)

ooeeerrrrr just seen a spider floating with a bag of Joans waccy baccy on its back. :D :S lmao

Quick Joy run >>>>>>>>

:D

Just L..O..V..Eeeeeeeee your dress Shimms :-)