General Chat

Can hear music........there must be someone in........opens door.......cakes on the table...takes two & a cup of coffee & sits on sofa.
Looks at jukey & reads sign......takes washer out of pocket & puts in jukey......selects.....Black Magic Woman.

Finishes coffee & cakes.washes up & puts them away.

Nice and clean here now................but for how long !..........until the morning crowd gets here........

Oh well no-one here so off we go...................

speeds up to door on scooter..now lets see whos about its still dark.. got no chance of night howlers being up earley.. omg magooy washed up..jobs your lol...

oh well im off got a date this morning with a lovely crispy bacon .. looks at jukie .. no wont bother ...opens all the windows as some fresh can get in..he he bet they will feel better ....

climbs in through windows ..... sees tyre marks on floor
Shimms and Cutie will go mad wouldn't like to be in Joan's shoes
sniff sniff smells bacon burning
looks round for fire extinguisher... just to be on safe side

gentle nudges Jukey .... smoke gets in your eyes

never mind me in big trouble joy with mc.. give her whaccy baccy and wow she forgets it all ..but you joy made one mistake..lmao choccy button in new jukie lolololololololololo.....mc wont be smiling when it jams ...blinking mess inside slot lmao you better run..

thats me born to be wild..zooms off on scooter ..now shall i go on the moterway again lol..xx

Have just seen Joan whizzing down the motorway being followed by blue light !!..........

I see all the butties have gone again.......that morning crowd scoffs everything in sight.

Smells of waccy baccy in here so Joan & mc must have been in........

Puts pound coin in jukey.................oooops.......it's a choccy coin from the Xmas tree........2..4..6..8 Motorway >>>>>>>>>>

OMG, Joy and Malcolm c'mere i want a word in your shell like..........dont put choccy coins in the slot!!......tuts.....gets damp cloth and starts cleaning it out

gawd i want my head examined doing all this hard work when i could be drinking me voddy.

gently taps jukey.....Dont laugh at me cos i'm a fool......

>>>>singing, "Busy, I'm so busy" (to the tune of Dizzy, I'm so Dizzy lol!, carrying Vaporetta steam cleaner + attachments etc.

Oh mc, belated happy birthday wishes, I was away sweetie or would have baked you a cake ((hug)) ... come on, you sit down, I'll do this ... norti Mr Magoo 'n co putting choccies in the jukie ... sets to work with steam cleaner.
Yuk, whata mess ... there, all clean now ...

Passes mc new shiny silver bucket full of voddy with birthday straw ... oh Joanie, it looks lovely here, luvin the birthday banners and balloons O))

>>> Later everyone, g'daughter coming and ohhhh, need to do my own cleaning! Puts money in swear box, kicks juke box ... Max Bygraves, Friends plays >>>>>>>>>>

knock knock..mumbles lost my keys... :-))

peeps in window..very quiet..

knock knock .. mmm nothing..


wonders if all pee eyed and asleep...bet they are stinking..lol

>>>>>>>>Opens door, " B.O.O.!!!" >>> runs fast! wmsl

trips up Shimms you are not fast enough lol

knock knock knock ..nothing so strange ..they wont be at church its saturday lol..


thats it knocks hard three times on window.. OMG smash looks around ..00 no one about ..jumps on scooter im out of here pmsl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>>> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Ooooooooooer!!! /\/\/\/\/\/\, norti Jen tripping me up! Ouch! wmsl

lets get out of here Shimms Joan has smashed a window bet they blame us >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Grabs Jens and and .... runs >>>>>>>> fast >>>>>>>>>>>

peeps in through broken window no ones has noticed it yet phew
goes in and makes coffee that should sweeten them up lol
taps Jukey ........ now you see me now you don't >>>>>>>>

hellooooooooooooooo anyone there ..or are you on holibobs .. lol

kicks jukie.. i am sailing ..i am sailing stormy waters ..legs it out of here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>..

>>>mmm, the aromatic aroma of delish coffee permeates throughout ... grabs a coffee, sits down ... what's that chill on me back, oh no ... they haven't mended the window yet. Grabs mc's megaphone, "MR MAGOOOOOOOO, YOU HAVE WORK TO DO LOL!"

Hears loud "BOOOOOOOOOOO!", spills coffee, splutters, "JOANIE, YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO NORTI!" >>> chases after Joanie, kicking Jukie on way out, plays Run, Run, Run by the Supremes >>>>>>>

If I don't appear very often over the next few days we have a member of the family ... there's a post up, don't want to spoil the fun here. Just nice to be able to be among friends. xxxxxxxx

Joan ...Joan ....where are you ..comeon out Joanie cos i saw
you smash that window .and you got on your scooter and whizzed off
mmm hope she doesn't go down the wrong side of the motorway again sighs .. i mean what would we do without her .....JOAN ..JOAN ...come back Joan all is forgiven ......
Waves to Jen & shimms and everyone ~~~~~~~~Coeeeee anyone about
oh where is Joan ......wmsl ...

Starts fretting ..... walks up and down .... oh where is she ......

im here dont shout lol..

cutie get to specsavers it wasnt me in was ss and jen i was just whizzing by lol

jen was the real culprit ..its time magoo fix it ..its a mans job lol