General Chat

I think you're on a hiding Joan when MC sees this !!

nite Joan.....sleep tight........xx

Oh is that right Jgee??? now just let me tell you this!!........when i was a horse i won the Grand National 4 times and all the Derby's infact i was unbeatable.......then i got a heavy cold with a nasty sore throat and thats when i became a little.......hoarse...... and couldnt run very fast because of my short legs, so thats when i turned to the drink, hence the bucket of voddy, with a mop in it and fag ends, oh and dont forget the cherries. lmao g'nite all. xx

blinking heck they found shergar... lmao or was you redrum mc.......

morning joy..~~~~~~~~~~~ to all

that was mc singing its why shes hoarse..lol..

kicks jukebox ..what a load of rubbish.... plays ..ive been a wild rover ..for many a year ..and spent all me money on whisky and beer ..slams door behind me ..that will shift the dust..lol..


going out now ..xx

Kicks Jukey.........Two little boys had two little toys, each had a wooden horse......

Jgee, of course i was Redrum, wouldnt be Shergar cos i'm sweet enough. lol

Joy, i havnt a clue who they are talking about....well to be honest it could be Jgee and Malcolm. lol

>>>>>>>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Mwaaaaaah to everyone O))

~~~~~~~~~~to Shimms

Have you seen the dust in here, its all over the place after Jgee slammed the door.....tuts

>>>>> Gorra new job, cleaning the R*tz, they pay me! >>>>

Hello all
a lot of door slamming going on today lol
nice and clean in here Shimms :))
sits on sofa fretting waiting for Joan to come back cos she out on her scooter today
If you see someone going down the motorway the wrong way turn her around its our Joan >>>>>>>>>>>>

yoo hoooooooo im back ..clocked 50 miles a hour..gawd that moterway is scary some right idots on there ..lots of drivers waving to me ..how nice was that ..BEG..

Your were probably driving on the wrong carrigeway.against the flow of traffic, thats why they waved,or they were terrified.**M**.:o))))>pmsl.

pmsl merlin ..i wasnt it was the others .. lol

OH Jgee dont tell me that you was on the wrong side of the road tut tut ...
we drive on the left Jgee not on the right ... shakes head what am i going to do with you !!!!!!!!!

Thanks Jen, took me forever lol ... O))

/\/\/\/\/\ Oh my word, was that Joanie whizzing by on her scooter /\/\/\/\ think I'll sit with Cutie and Merlin, need to recover lol! wmsl

Anyone seen mc, I work at a swanky hotel now and get paid handsomely, she still owes me back pay! O))

Hello Shimms, shuffles over to let shimms sit down come on merlin move over lol
here have a nice glass of wine Shimms and one for Merlin too .
eeerrr how much do you get paid then shimms at this swanky hotel ..
thinks ....... might be a job for me there ..........

Think we should all club together to get Jgee a sat nav for her 3 wheeled scooter..

Sits on water bed....boing boing.....ooh i say......i'm bouyant.....grabs voddy bucket and.........slurp, burp.....ooh manners! lol

Walks in and puts sat nav for Joan on the bar.

Kicks the water bed...mc bounces in the air....voddy all over the place.........

Joy ...you lend Cutie your stockings so she can get a job....she needs the money to buy us some food.

SS can you leave your wand so as we can keep this place tidy....the afternoon crowd always leaves a mess.

Gets a JS from the store.......it's getting empty mc......

Kicks jukey on the way out........Smoke on the Water...............

MALCOLM!!.......look what u have done to my make up.....its all smudged now cos of you! tuts, now i cant go out with no make up on so if u run outta JS its ur own fault for making me voddy go all over me.....

Kicks Jukey......Pack up ur troubles in ur old kit bag..........

You got make-up one MC ?..................REALLY !!...........

Will order JS on the internet & get it delivered.

Been quiet in here today.....no mess either apart from voddy on the floor.....will mop it up & squeeze it back in the bucket mc will never notice...................

Oh well........home we go.............

Kicks jukey.........Help !....Help !...Help !...click...click...click....kicks jukey again......Bridge over troubled water........

yeh it has been quiet in here today Mr Magoo but at least its stayed tidy, thanks for mopping me voddy up and squeazing it back into the bucket, tastes much better with a few germs in it. hic, hic

Looks in mirror....yes i do have make up on, i know u would never guess. lol

Kicks Jukey.........Show me the way to go home............

>>> Enters with cleaning equipment, looks round, thinks, "Oooh, very nice ... even ms voddy stains gone." O)) Mr Magoo is such a good boy, helping out, ms too lol

Can hear zzzzzzzzz ... Holds loud speaker to mouth, "Morning Mr Magoo, ms, Joanie, Joy, everyone ... 5.20am here!" >>>>>>>>> legs it before something gets thrown lol! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>