General Chat

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I kissed my cat
I liked it
She tastes of sardine chapstick...........

I love my little pussy cat
She really is so sweet
The toms all like her too you know.....




especially when she's on heat

When you're down and feeling lonely
And you need a helping hand
Come and tell an ode or two
You'll end up feeling grand

It can be about your pussy
It can be about your dog
It can be about your elephant
Or even your hedgehog



okay I know I'm potty but it is raining outside and I'm fed up too, hello Carol xx

It really is the pits
When it strikes just like this
I'll send a warming drink to you
And hope you get over this flu

xx

Thank you for calling in
It really was a treat
Please come back again someday
And stop and take a seat.

xx

I think I'll tell you all a tale
About my little cat
She doesn't like mice very much
And definitely not rats

She came around my house once day
She was lucky she caught us in
I said to hubby "is she a stray"
He said "she's very thin"

I gave her just a little food
She had a look around
And do you know she never left
She was lost, now she's found

Your pussy sounds a friendly cat
does she sleep upon your mat
you said she may have been a stray
sounds to me she's found her way

you gave her food
she looked around
she is so lucky
you to have found

Oh granny what you say is true
And yes she is so sweet
No, no mat for her
She sleeps upon my feet

She also sleeps upon my bed
And also sleeps next door
The neighbours too you see
Of her, they do adore

She has a bed in the shed
She has one on the chair
She has a bed up in the loft
Her 'beds' are everywhere

Her favourite place to be
Is sat upon my knee
I keep her warm and fed
And she uses me as her bed!!!

Please post an ode to your pet
No matter what it is
I promise to read every one
No matter whose it is

I must now wend my weary path
Back home and feed my pet
She's always ready for her tea
And I'm ready for my bath....

A lucky cat
so many beds
and she has turned
so many heads

even the neighbours
they adore
no need to sleep
upon the floor

into your life
she did wander
meant for you
no need to ponder

You are so right
It was meant to be
Someone guided her that night
And sent her straight to me

x

If i bought a Camel
would my family get the hump
does a camel eat a lot
would he be a big fat lump

Do you buy them from a pet shop
or maybe from a zoo
will i get a camel
or should i just buy two

Not everyone likes camels
but i think they are neat
and yes i do realize
that they have big feet

If i kept them in my garden
would they ruin my lawn
sounds a little tedious
maybe i should yawn

Oh dear i just remembered
camels spit a lot
two camels shall i buy
i have decided.....not

I think you both are funny
Angie, keep away from that bunny
I know they have a temper too
And your fingers she will chew

Oh Granny how exotic would it be
To own a camel, two or three
But yes they spit and unless you're quick
They just might spit on you

So maybe you shoud get
A pet that needs less care
Angie's got a bunny
You could have a hare

If i got a hare
would he win the race
or should i get a tortoise
who takes a slower pace ?

You could get a tortoise
They don't run around so much
If you had a rabbit
You'd have to buy a hutch

A tortoise doesn't eat a lot
Especially when asleep
It wouldn't need a lot of care
Not so much as a hare

So weighing up the pro's and cons
I think the choice is clear
You either buy a tortoise
Or.. what about a deer

I knew a cat who sat all day
And watched at my my front door
At two o clock I would come home
And he would shake his paw
For dinner time it surely was
His food he did adore
He was a cracking little cat
Who sadly is no more

Oh Angie please don't fret
It doesn't have to be a pet
Your stories will unfold
And all your secrets told
But this is for fun and pleasure
So please everyone have fun and
Rhyme with us at your leisure

I woke up this morning
and looked into your eyes
I knew that you loved me
but still a nice surprise

You covered my face with kisses
so happy as I woke
I know that you love me
without a word we spoke

I wrapped my arms around you
and gave a great big hug
I know that you love
it makes my heartstrings tug

I woke up this morning
the time was half past seven
I know that you love me
but a sleep in would be heaven

So pleased you was to see me
Happy to wake me up
I know that I love you
my tatty, laughing pup

part 2 of the little monster

Yesterday I loved you
when your nose was in my face
but 5am's too early
to join the human race

Minxy yes I love you
and I think you,re funny too
but 5am's too early
I don't even need the loo

bless you my loved one
now will you go away
for 5am's to early
for us to have a play

okay I guess you win love
I'm awake, I will get up
oh 5.30's not to early
for you to sleep my pup.

part 3


I hang my washing on the line
watching people shake their heads
for I am sure they feel sorry
for the linen of my beds

The blanket is all full of holes
the duvet is looks the same
and if I put the throws out
I hang my head in shame

holes in all the bedding
that hangs along my line
I give up telling people
honest it is not mine

I was given a new bedspread
for the dogs you know
but I thought I might keep it handy
to put on the line for show

and still my pup you lay there
with blanket in your gob
sucking in your dreamworld
and making Me look like a yob.