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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:14
	What!!!! *searches for mirror...I thought I had toned it down a bit....
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 13,636 Send Message	♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:15
	Who's outfit Hayley?? confused as usual lol BC.....................you look georgous :))) poor old soul xx
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:16
	looks around for a chap called Vic even if he was a hunk I don't think I would impress with the toothbrush stuck up one nostril Hayley, you sound worried dear!
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:19
	Right a friend of mine who has very sadly now passed away.... It was xmas the night of the works party and my friend and her daughter worked in a department store. She was very short sighted and too vain to wear her specs. Anyway she was very busy and had to leave work early as she had to go and have a smear....she forgot the time and began to panic and rush...her daughter said go in my locker and there is fem fresh in there clean yourself up and use that so she did... She got to the DR's and the nurse was with her and the dr began to do the smear......he stopped and looked the nurse she looked and both smiled at my friend.... That evening at my friends daughter said ....was you ok today mum and sorry I didnt realise the fam fresh was empty ...her mum stopped and look at her and but I used it ....in the green can.....her daughter said...OMG mother that was glam flash ...spray on gitter.......
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:20
	relieved....do I, Kitty? awwwww thanks:-) Now Hayley we are ready to hear your true story yawns.......lol......XXX
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:22
	I thought it was funny.......she always used to sing chickery tip after that....
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:23
	Hayley, Good try! Diversion finished! I am a little worried that 15' of tubing won't be enough!
Member Since: February 2004 Posts: 28,517 Send Message	ButtercupFields	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:23
	Lol Hayley! Thats scary but good! *goes off to Argos chuckling........
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:23
	OMG......LOOK OUT THE WINDOW ..........SNOW............
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:25
	gags Hayley so the screams don't disturb the neighbours Do you realise I am gonna need a lie down after all this! You won't Hayley cos you will already be prostrate!
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:27
	CAPE .....................where is the cape to put over my shoulders .....as I lie on my side..........to cover my dignerity .....all the stars do it that way......
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:28
	rubber gloves at the ready
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:30
	Bu*er your dignity! Vaseline on the end or not? Your choice! sets up tank containing Puss's bath water, a bit murky but what with the water shortage and all that*
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:31
	Garden hose on standby...just incase
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:32
	Marion, you might want to take the sprinkler off the end first!
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 37,870 Send Message	Silly Sausage	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:32
	** leaps up and drop kicks Sue to the floor.........sitts on her to pin her down....face first.....turns the machine on....holds up the pipe....and smiles.............:))))))) GOTCHER .....................
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:34
	Hayley, You obviously feel better now :-) see the treatment worked. and by the way GET OFF ME YOU DAFT BAT
Member Since: February 2006 Posts: 6,912 Send Message	Sue	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:35
	Now who else has a cold?
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:36
	hose on now, and throws in some of Puss's bubble bath.
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	31 Dec 2007 13:36
	Foam party anyone?? lol

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