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BC

But she did refold them with the yucky stuff on the inside! Now that is posh!

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hope you feel better soon hayley. lynette xx

*false smile and best sympathy eyes*

Oh dear poor Hayley - here have this mixture I concocted er.. er i mean Lemsip thingy!

Am sorry Hayley but me OH has had man flu all over xmas and all the sympathy is well run out to the point where I might stick his tissues where the sun don't shine! Lol

Happy new year

Kaz

*dubious....hmmmm suppose so, Sue, but was planning on a surprise visit to Hayley but couldnt possibly now as every time I washed my hands I would think of her....*faints......

*waves excitedly to Kaz....so we wont be calling you Flo then? lol BC XX

BC

pmsl

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............I was planning on buying new display towels anyway......they look grubby......lol

** weakly waves to Kaz....~~~~~~ **


Sue you come anywhere near me with that tube and I will shove it right up your AR.........arrrrr Lynette....how lovely to see you fank you.....aaaaaachhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooo

~~~~waves back madly at BC~~~~ lol no more like Jeckyll

poor hayley hope your soon better xxxxx

*quickly puts Dyson tube away*

I am only thinking of your appearance, a zit wouldn't enhance your red runny nose!

xx

*reads from Healthy and Interesting Living magazine.....it says here that colonic irrigation is the new Botox....hmmmmm

BC

You get the kit, I'll hold her down!

** sobs.......I dont care what I look like......BC not now or have I ever had botox.........and till the rumours are proven ....than....achcooooooooooo

Hayley,

Just lay down here, once BC has finished with her tubes and water treatment *smiles* you'll have no wrinkles on your face at all.

Mind you, you won't have any in your intestines either which must be a bonus!

x

*looks at Hayleys red blotched face....awww Sue I cant do it.....cant you hold her down and get someone else to do the....*faints again

gerrrofff .......** glares at Sue......flicks her teeth....PING........gettaway from me......hy is BC wearing rubber gloves up to her elbows...? lol

*puts on surgical mask gown and gloves*

Now Hayley....................we are only trying to help you feel better ..........trust us:))))

Take a spoonful of this medicine................I know it glows in the dark, but I'm sure it will do the trick!!

I found it in BC's locked drawer

Open wide.........

xx

*arrives with camera and journalists*

Come, come BC, gird your loins and put that face mask on. Here are your latex gloves, just get the tube and shove it in.

She will appreciate it don't you know....if it's what all the celebs are doing she won't want to be left out.

Plus the video on Youtube will get a massive number of hits!

xx

** watches Shirley Bassey on youtube.....and breathes through paper bag.....***