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bar B Q. £10 a head he roared. Liz walked buy patting her new 'do' saying ' you can times that by ten! thats what this has cost me!!

but it was a wig,and not a good one.Amy noticed that nannie Liz had hair

growing from her chin. Only one or two, but noticable all the same.

Amy told her Dad about nannie's stubble. Steve made his usual weird faces, shifted around a bit and swiftly changed the subject.

Shall we go to the park and feed the ducks? So off they trot hand in hand, but only managed to get to the end of the street when

Michelle came running up in one of her tizzies over the boring Ryan and Alex saga - at that moment Steve thought he might drown himself in the duck pond where the ducks were so fat from everyone feeding them all the time that many of them had sunk to the bottom!! Meanwhile Leanne was just getting into bed with the shifty Paul who had gone commando and

had blackened his face with shoe polish and some other areas as well whilst yelling 'Geromino' and

(lol) jumped out of the bedroom window and landed on top of...

on top of lloyds taxi, what are you doing lloyd yelled with your face blackened and no clothes on,

"I honestly don't know" answered Paul, "But I am feeling the cold". Lloyd handed Paul a blanket. 'Do you think it's something you've eaten,think.....what did you have for tea, was it those mushrooms I saw you picking earlier"

'could have been' said Paul ' I did feel strange after I had made a mushroom omelette - as if I could conquer the world - which is strange as I never

stepped foot out of Manchester since I was a lad. Sinbad's dodgy Kebebs! thats it! he shoute, now I know why I vomit five times a week.

Well I never said Blanche who was eavesdropping as usual, I think i'll give it a try, never know I might get a bit of compensation, more like a hospitial visit said
Rita.at that moment the girls from the factory came out and trotted over to get their lunches, 6 kebabs Janice yelled, we havent got all

the orders in yet, but that'll do for starters" "And that's just yours Janice!" they all yelled. "Cheeky beggars", she thought. Meanwhile, back at the factory

naughty knickers were findind their way out of the back door! Right. that it!spluttered Liam through his half zipped-up mouth, Its about time we got to the bottom of this!

if you lot dont tell me who is nicking the nickers
I will suspend the lot of you. ooh cried sean I
cant afford not to work i have a child to think of,
i cant be out of work cried sal, i have two to think
of, Oh mother Rosie said do wind your neck in. I
am the one who takes them ,I have a stall on the

Red Rec on Sundays mornings there is a car boot sale and my knickers just fly off the stall - so much so that I am thinking

adding a special dye unseen by the naked eye untill warmed by the body,then everyone will

get the urge to rip them off when worn for more than 20 min!

Thats when she woke up from dreaming!meanwhile Emily and Rita decided to take the bus into town,
but Norris overheard them and said he would come to, what about the kabin Rita said , its half day closing he replied, just then the bus came and

Norris realised he had left the chip pan on the heat in the back of the shop.....

jumped off the bus - however he fell off into a pile of rubble which the builders had not cleared away and hurt his ankle - lying there he was screaming for an ambulance, a solicitor and