General Chat

bobby dazzler in his clogs and shaking his bells,
The whole street looked on amazed,just then a voice cried what is that awful pong,it seems to be coming from the chippy fizz said, they all went over to

take a look.The electric bill had not been paid and all the freezers had defrosted and the smell was the rotting fish.Fizz started to reach for

roll of black bin bags and an air freshner whilst Blanche (of course she would be there)

was busy giving orders to everyone else.

but keeping a crafty eye in case there was any
freebies,Cillas, mate her with the short skirts
and low cut tops, was seen legging it up the street
with the chippy owner chasing her with a big piece
of

wet fish and a bowl of batter and then

Schmeikle appeared from out of the blue with Chesney running after him

with his mouth watering at the thought of a fish supper instead of the usual Webster special.....Beans on Toast!

but he couldnt catch him, off he went onto the red rec and jumped into the lake,here boy shouted Chesney, and when the dog came,he was covered in

£50 notes! which had been hidden there by the robbers who 'turned over' the Kabin and Roys Rolls a week ago.

Kirk thought they could use them as loo roll as it would save them buying some.

but Chesney was thinking that if they told the police there could be a reward - would be able to buy fish suppers and toilet rolls by the dozen so

but it was soon discovered that it was all fake.There was someone on the street that had a printing machine.Rita rang for the Corrie Bill who soon arrived to speak with

various folk, but when they narrowed the suspects
down only one stood out,Dev, the cops raided his
flat and found

printing plates hidden under the frozen peas and stacks of paper hidden under

neath his pillow. Dev was found guilty of printing his own fivers and tenners. He begged his daughter to look after the shop while he did his time in

his flat on home detention! He thought himself lucky to get such a minor punishment. "What is the law coming to" he thought, with a grin on his face.

The law wasn't daft - they felt rightly or wrongly that there were others besides Dev involved in this fraud and decided to keep a watch on the flat and see if they could make more arrests however poor Emily

was distraught that Dev had been banged up (in his flat). She set up a protest outside the shop to fight for Dev's Human Rights which Emily had thought had been infringed.

Soon Emily's friends joined the fight- Rita, Norris, Betty and all those from the church who are never seen. The police were becoming suspicious- was this the ring leader and the gang in the forged bank notes?

They decided to pull in the most shifty looking one-who else but Norris! Rita threw thromby, Betty got the smelling salts and the church choir sang abide with me....soon it was all over the street ,but Paul from the restaurant, turned pale and decided to do a