General Chat

she hardly knew herself what she would do. Rosie was still playing up but Sophie was a nice little girl and she thought Sal should do beans on toast to welcome Kev home - sort of a family tradition in a way. Liz had returned from honeymoon with Vernon and was surprised when she walked into the Rovers to see

Steve had employed laptop dancers on a

twice weekly three times a night basis - David was trying to peep round the door each time it opened, Dev was drooling, Jack was frothing at the mouth and looked as if a

good cold shower would do him good, but Vera had other ideas, she wanted him to take her home while he was in the mood. Poor Jack had to..

then try to repel Vera's romantic advances and in the end he said his pigeons needed feeding and escaped - whereupon Vera called after him in dulcet tones ' I will be ready and waiting Jack dear'. Jack turned a whiter shade of pale and wondered how long he could stay at the pigeon loft or should he

just go back in and get it over and done with?No not Jack ,he nipped out the back gate and ran round to the..

betting shop - perhaps if he managed a good win Vera wuld turn her mind to other things. He stuck an each way bet on a horse called Lucky Jack, and lo and behold

it came in - an out sider at 100-1 - he would take Vee out for a slapup meal and buy her a new dress - that would take her mind off other things or would it?

Oh yes it certainly would - all other thoughts went straight out of her mind and off they went to Manchester. Dev was wondering if it would be possible to see the twins but would Sunita let him see them - they must be walking and talking by now - would they remember him or

would Dev remember Sunita now that she's put on 2 stone and had a couple of inches shaved off her hooter!

Dev pondered on whether to contact Sunita or not and then thought better of it - she had yet to forgive for the trauma she suffered with that Maya woman. In the meantime Gail thought she had better have a motherly chat to her demon son now that he seemingly had found a girl friend but she was

not impressed with the mouthful he gave her,and told her

that she looked like a constipated hamster, Gail was distraught and ran from the house straight into the arms of

of the new guy from the bookies, it was love at first sight he said to

her,what a looker for a oldie and Gail just flicked her

.......hair at him, which she had just had hi-lited at Audrey's salon....

and it was cunningly styled to hide the fact that she had no chin. Tra la la she trilled as she stepped out of the salon and straight into

a fish bowl for a reunion with her long lost cousin 'Goldie'

who had lots of secrets to tell her including.........

her love child that was fathered by