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at least put some drawers on as i have never seen

a sight like that in all my born days!! Don't know why you've turned into a little slapper - you've been brought up properly, had the benefit of private education at great cost to your mother and I and look at you!! Sophie is a little angel in comparison. Just one thing for it now my girl, there is no alternative but to

ground you for a day and only give you one fishfinger for tea everynight.Sophie,since she is such an angel can get 4 fishfingers.

Whatever would Percy Sugden make of this,I am sure he would..

he would draw himself up to his full height and state that 'when I was in the desert cooking for Montgomery I was not that much older than that young madam - she should be put in a Home for Wayward Girls',,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

where she would be forced to eat all the fat on the bacon and ham stripped of all her make up and forced to wear

a vest and a liberty bodice together with sensible knickers, not wear no knickers at all - Percy was red in the face with indignation - in his day girls of her age were still wearing socks and reading comics - what had the world come to. He was really glad he had no children, particularly girls. He returned to polishing his shoes army fashion and

thought fondly of his passion for Phyliss who unbeknow to him was the...

pin up girl in the rovers in 1955 wearing a

neat little two piece bathing suit. Now, thought Percy, that's how a young girl should look, not like that little no good slapper Rosie. Dev's sale at the grocery store had been a big success so he

knitted swimming costume and also with modelling matching knitted swimming trunks was Albert Tatlock

this caused shock waves to reverberate throughout Weatherfield and had to be removed immediately. Dev spent much time wondering about Sunita and how the twins were progressing - they must be walking by now - would they even

ever ever visit him in Weatherfield? Meantime up the street Jack has decided to.........

let his pigeons have a bit of exercise. He put them in their basket, borrowed a bike and headed for the railway station - however, just as he turned the corner into Rosamund Street he

fell off of his bike after suffering chest pains and the pigeons all

flew straight back home. Poor Jack was in a bad way and knew it was no good going to Vera for any sympathy but he remembered that in Rosamund Street lived that obliging lady whose windows he used to clean!! Now what number was her house - he tried to recall it and

remembered lots of other things that they had got up to,

but one look at Vera and it all coming flooding back when she

was called to the scene of the accident - funny she said how you managed to have an accident right outside HER door!! Ah Jack thought, so that's the number, secretly thanking Vera for the info. He staggered to his feet and with Vera's help managed to make it back to the street - or should I say to the Rovers where he had a pint for medicinal purposes. He was shocked to see Bet Lynch had turned up to visit old friends. She was wearing a complete leopard skin outfit that would have looked more suited to a jungle somewhere but she was still

wondering why,she went to Blackpool that day, to rescue Rita, who only went ther to buy a new ..

to buy a new hat but ending up buying a thong because she thought it was a new style of fascinator however...........