General Chat

......."You'll never guess what happened to me and Ken?" We

set up a...

were just brewing up when Rita announced she was thinking of selling up and going away with Norris - Blanche was no way interested in this for a change - she wondered how on earth she would ever get a pair of tights on her legs again and her M & S check coat that she had worn day in day for years now was ruined. No way would she be able to get another one now and more to the point

We are thinking of buying a motor bike with a side car so we can

all go on day trips together - however, Blanche said there was no way she was getting in a sidecar after he experience on a tandem so the idea was shelved. Meantime Ashley was still coming to terms with the fact that Maxine's sister, who he never even knew existed, was the spitting image of her - she on the other hand wondered how Maxine could ever have married a guy who spoke like a moron, and an illiterate moron at that. She decided she wuldn't be hanging around as felt there was lunacy in the family and elsewhere in the street as well.
David looked too sinister for words and Roy was definitely a sandwich short of a picnic - and she had yet to come across Hayley, so a quick exit was definitely on the cards. Jason threw himself into work at the builders yard and together with Bill he

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he Jason decided he would do some plumbing in the Rovers as they had some leaks in the mens urinals but when he got there

facilities - they were always getting blocked. It seemed they were always getting called out there and why Roger, Janice's plumber boyfriend didn't get called was a mystery. He however never seemed to be available as he was always filling his face at Leanne's restaurant - with Janice at his side knocking back ales like there was no tomorrow and calling everyone "Lady" ...now listen to me lady......... And while on the subject of Janice Battersby, whatever became of Les? Was he abducted by aliens, did he move to Rosamund Street never to be seen again and why did Mavis feel it necessary to return? She'd already retired but it then became evident that

she had missed the street and all the goss and needed to come back to catch up on what had been happening during her absence - a lot of surprises awaited our Mavis, not least that

Roy offered her a job in his cafe as she had all this catering experience as a canteen assistant (Dinner Ladies) but whilst she pondered he got fed up and offered it instead to

ROSIE no knickers after school and at weekends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sally promptly bought her trousers, baggy tops and threatened Roy if he allowed Rosie to ..............

bur Rosie thought this was far too "Down market" for her so she declined saying she had a better offer from

Him next door who likes golf and she has high hopes of playing in the bunkers - however when Sally heard of this she said

there is not room in the bunker for both of us so you

can stand and watch, and see how you really play ....golf.

However Sally could not be everywhere at once - she had to work, study, housework and on top of everything else she now had a visitors prison pass and someone had to visit Kevin after all. Naturally Rosie took advantage of this situation, not being a normal girl with no guilt whatsever of the trouble she has caused then she

took advantage of her mother's absence while prison visiting, to start grooming Jerry Morton as she assumed he had a bit of cash what with owning the kebab shop, but what she didn't reckon on was