General Chat

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Message for the Captain....what is this crocodil doing in my rhodadendrons? Maggie

Message for the Admiral from the Cook. Please clarify: Does the admiral have her meals with the other officers and paying passangers or with officers only. The working crew will eat in the kitchen.. What about the "uhhmm" brothel ..those ladies of... whatever. I will not have them eating in the kitchen and disrupting meals. I await your Admirals orders. COOK THE FAT LADY

Hello Maggie, If you like I could take the croc off of your hands. He would make a very good dustbin to dispose of leftovers. Cook the fat lady

I may join you if Quintin, the interior designer, is not there.

We'll be needing a florist for the all the decoration at my eventual coronation. Who has the ability to get flowers and have them sent to the right place. Hmmmm, can't think of anyone. :-)

Lindy...Cook your more than welcome to him. he seems friendly enough, came when I called. Just went puss puss, couldnt think what else to say to him. He just smiled and waddled over. Have called him Boris, which he seems to like. Ive left him tied up to the galley door. Oh by the way he seems hungry. Maggie

Daniel, Margaret is the gardener and has been asked to grow flowers. How, and when, did we get a crocodile on board: perhaps one of the many lazy buggers brought it? Mommylonglegs: see amended passenger list above. Lindy: I will have my meals with Mommylonglegs and David only: I will obviously come to the Bar from time to time to join in a drink. Strump (aka Donna): Welcome aboard: it would be preferable if you would not be a stowaway! We would want your company amongst us!

A florist ? young Daniel, You will see the most exotic flowers on the islands that you will not find in a florist. Cook the fat Lady

Thank you Maggie, Boris and I are already friends, the kitchen is always full of left overs.

Hiya Dorothy, I`d like to apply for the position of Repair man, Jack of all trades, nothing too small, or difficult. You can call me, `Fix-it`for short. Baz.

Lindy, Ive left you a box of mushrooms and some coriander, there is also some strange looking leaves that I found growing with the parsley, it smells and taste's ok so Im sure you could use it with something. Maybe herby mushroom omlettes. Maggie

Are you sure Quintin hasn't enrolled as the florist? I could probably teach a bit of algebra. It can be quite useful at any time.

Many thanks Jenny, What needs repairing, I`m raring to go,drill in hand.

"Do you want a screwdriver?" "Madam, this ship is ten minutes late already!"

Hi Maggie, Thank you for the mushrooms, parsley and coriander. I shall pass on the unknow as I have no intentions of poisioning anyone, or maybe I shal try it out on Boris, if he is still alive in the morning it should be okay.. How sure are you that they are mushrooms and not toadstools. What exactly do they look like.? Cook the fat lady

Daniel, I have lots of flowers, just ask me for the ones you want. Just dont go tramping through my flower beds. A lot of hard work and sweat went into those. Oh yes be carful of the really big one in the top left hand corner, its shaped like a funnel and has very large glossy leaves, I saw a bat go inside it and it didnt come out again. Maggie

Mr Fix-it to the brothel, loads of beds to be fixed and secured. Up to you how you want to be paid, please come before you eat any herby omelette!!

Cook, Could you do me a Piri Piri Chicken please, I`m starving

Lindy, they look like ordinary mushrooms to me. Try a couple on Boris, but Im sure they are ok. Maggie