General Chat

DOOLEY IS INNOCENT

I'm Not sure about Dooley. But even if he is inocent what about Sylvester? Is Slapper safe in Chatson? (The reason I have not been on this thread recently is I thought Slapper was in a safe cage and did not want to stir up trubble for her, despite the name of this thread!) Bob

Yes indeed, Bob, it had been thought Slapper was safe ... and I can't even remember what happened ... but suddenly off she went (she?). Hopefully Trollop's Dad will know whats happening ? (without wishing to stir up trouble) Joy PS phew just exchanged contracts today!

Linda should be back from Majorca soon!!! Stir .. J KM

She'll think we're quackers. still ... ( "real life" - btw my cousin didn't go to Selhurst Park, most annoyed about that. His wife made him go to London instead!!) Joy

Linda's back from holiday .... where's Slapper now? and Dooley and Sylvester?! Joy

Dooley is sitting on top of his scratching post watching the telly. Welcome back Linda, hope you had a good hol? Jim

For the record I am not Grampa Jim C. please no emails

I don't get it! Didn't get the email either. Jim

Hey up Iron Drawers - have a good hols??? Are you stirring it again girl? big wooden spoon for you my dear. Tell us all about your hols then? did the iron drawers rust in the sea. or did you remove them with WD40? lol Jacqui

Have been to Puerto Pollensa, and other places and always enjoyed Majorca. Joy PS Reckon James is stirring!!

We've been to Magaluf, Linda, love it, well in the winter anyway. Walking all the way along the prom to Palma Nova, brilliant. And then you can walk into the countryside at the back. And did you go on the train from Palma to Soller? Joy

At one time it did, Dave!! My husband used to take students there at one time - oh what fun he had!!! (he lectured in tourism at Bournemouth university) Joy

Sorry, Linda, only just read this. So we are a "we love Majorca" club. We've been in the summer - Hotel Romantic, ah, and Sol hotels - and in early January, nice just after Christmas (and cheap!!). Love the Epiphany parades. Off to Corfu soon. Hold on, we've been forgetting to stir!!! Joy

it's like a bl**dy holiday in the sun advert on here!!! thought this was a geno site? well i seen more research in an under graduates halls of residence (and that is saying something) so can we all stop the Judith Chalmers impressions and get back to what this site is really meant to be about please? Bev Ps off sick at the mo due to stress of the boards on here

ok David at the risk of sounding gullible, are you saying your next door neighbours keep elephants? or did i miss something that would make that thread sound sensible? apart from the fact it must be against some by law or other, they must have a huge garden! and even bigger potting shed. or do you live next door to a zoo????? Bev

thanks for that Dave, thought perhaps i was having a blonde moment! Kev aka Terry is fine ty

I have a moan - not a great moan, but a moan none the less! next door's kids (little angels) will insist on kicking their football at my nice new expensive fence. Told them to sod off, like you do and angry parent (church warden) comes around and says "dont swear at my children etc etc" - since when has "sod" been swearing? means a lump of grass to me, with which to hit the aforesaid little angels! How do I stop the little bl....rs from persisting in their action? God knows I am a reasonable adult (and as a church warden he should know that also) but I am just about at my wits end - should I stab the ball when it comes over, retain it (not legal I know) or just cuts their legs from under them when I see them on their bikes???????????? - joke for all those with a diffent sense of humour to me!!! Advice please before I top them, and them myself! Jacqui

Jacqui, You could perhaps feed them on Ice Creams, Flavour optional, a few suggestions, Rat Poison, Deadly Nightshade, Castor Oil & Prune. So says he who spent his childhood being unseen and unheard. Jim

Thank you Jim and Linda - I have tried to remonstrate sensibly and quietly with said church warden who merely says "well, boys will be boys, my boys are good boys mine are, they never do anything wrong, must be an accident (20 times in 30 mins???)etc etc" I like the idea of the ice cream laced with cyanide, and might be forced to take it myself. My normal response to children other than those of the man of God would be "F......o......you little toerags, otherwise I'll skin you alive" which is generally sufficient I find, but have tempered my recent retorts to simply screaming "Be afraid, be very afraid". It comes to something when you pray for rain after school hours!!! My own son used to get his ear clipped if he got into trouble, and no I did realise that there were not diamonds hanging from his a.s! Why can't folk be reasonable? Is it too much to ask??? I think perhaps if I electrify the fence the shock would do the trick - what do you think? Psycopathic Jacqui