General Chat

King Arthur followed my his knights. As they set up camp there was a loud explosion as the whole area erupted in molten larva and rocks were propelled into the air. Slowly this began to grow into a peak and grew and grew and.....

a wooden leg that went thud as he walked. Now it was the day after tomorrow - all was calm as the dust settled they realise that it was gone with wind. The chariots of fire rumbled through the dawn as a new beginning as the woman in red came to the door and called someday my prince will come to ......

like --- who is that mask man ---- can't be it's .....the ....

Yes it is but look who is that coming through the mist it looks like Dorothy and her dog ......

the wombles, Noddy going crazy as this tale becomes stranger and stranger. No more chariots or monsters around the corner to frightened them. So where now for our merry travellers is it to bed or is to .....

lapland to see the big man himself.FATHER CHRISTMAS.where whiter than white could sing and dance to merry carols in the white stuff...............

and stuffing her face with mince pies..............

guarenteed whiter .you'll have the shock of your life...........

that pink mac that sleazy keeps wearing to frighten the reinderr with...................

but whiter wasn't wearing the snorkel upside down it was sleazy!!!!...............

off my santa good girls list for good..................

sleigh through the white stuff.................

back to the dwarfs pretty cottage in the woods.............

only to find the beds were still unmade, the breakfast dishes unwashed and

sleazys pink wellies and mac chucked on the floor."sleazy pick your flasher up and your wellies.you haven't been chasing the sheep this time".....................

in the Haggis. "I hope that is a vegetarian Haggis", Whiter exclaimed "I just could not eat a real one, knowing what it is made of." "What is a real one made of?", asked Happy, curiously. "I'll tell you", replied Whiter - it is...........

and with deers testicles aswell.a nice combination whiter said.................

"Deers testicles!" exclaimed Whiter - "Oh, and I hope that's not what they mean when they say on food packets "may contain traces of nuts"

mushrooms and chilli. The home delivery person turned up a day later, on his bike. "It took me ages to find this place," he said. "It is so isolated." He handed the meal to Whiter.....

hot fudge sundae. They all went inside, sat down by the fire, and stuffed themselves until they were filled. One by one the Dwarves headed up to their room with seven little beds, and they all fell asleep. The ice cream man said goodnight to Whiter, Fred and the Pizza man, and drove away. Uncle Fred went out to the barn, where he slept on top of a pile of hay. The Pizza man went out to get on his bike - only to find he had a punture. "We have a spare bed with the Dwarves. Why don't you stay the night, and head home tomorrow?" The Pizza man agreed, and Whiter showed him up to Dopey's bed, which was right at the end of the row of seven, next to Doc. He thanked her, and she headed of to her own room. The Pizza man just could not get comfortable on Dopey's bed, and decided to sleep on the floor instead. Whether it was all the noise he made, or something else, we do not know - but Doc had a really bad nightmare. He dreamed that Dopey was back, sleeping next to him - then he was gone again. The he dreamed that Dopey was calling out to him "Doc, Doc, Doc - only you can help me Doc." When Doc finally awoke, his bedding was soaked in sweat, and his pillow wet with tears. Within him Doc had two voices arguing against themselves. One voice was saying "Get rid of the others, and then Whiter will be yours." The other voice was saying, "Confess what you did to Dopey - tell the others. Only then will you have peace." What should Doc do? He did not know. He just did not know. One voice had already planned a full confession, and the other had a plot to get rid of Bashful. He knew he had to decide soon - which way would he turn?