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cheeky gnome suit's with .................

Pink frills and

This led to much confusion, as onlookers did not know if they were gnomes, or a bunch of faries.

Hee hee, LOL Jo

sweet little................

finger nails, and party poppers up thier.....

upside down pockets (yes i know that sound daft but couldnt think of anything else)

Fairy Nuff walked over to Whiter than White. "I'd like to introduce my sister, Adelina Nuff" he said. She put out her hand "I'm known as Addie Nuff to my friends" she said.

gosh youve got nice..............................

muffs................

on your..................

Knees hands and......

ball and chain that makes the set... what have they done with it, i bet that dopey....

table tennis championship for dwarfs

noses.

oh thats where my black boot polish has gone.thought dopey had a big black head...............

looked at. "Is that sore?" he asked Dopey. "Yes it is," Dopey replied. "If I only had a knife, I could lance it for you - then it would hel up, and you would be fine," said Doc. "The only blade I have is my magical sword. But I am sure that it is too big," lamented Dopey, pulling the sword out and showing Doc. "Not in the hands of a surgeon," said Doc. "in fact, " he went on - a strange light coming into his eyes, "it's just what the Doctor ordered." Dopey looked puzzled. "Well, if you can help - please do." He handed the sword to Doc. "Now close you eyes. I promise you won't feel a thing," said Doc. Doc swished the sword around, and smiled. Dopey (being Dopey) closed his eyes, and held his breath. Doc grasped the hilt with both hands. "Won't feel a thing," he said. He slashed at the boil with the sword, and right on target cut through it - and Dopey's neck all with one blow. "One Dwarf down, and five to go. Then I'll have Whiter than White all to myself, " he said, giving an evil laugh as Dopey lay lifeless on the floor.

while the kat's away!...................

he looked up, and there was Doc, sword in hand, and evil glint in his eye. Bashful whipped out his wand, and remembering his instruction from Harry and Hermione, pointed the wand at Doc. "Accio sword" he said. The sword came hurtling towards him, point first.......

glow". The sword hit Bashful in the arm, pinning him to the wall. "I'll get you, you murderer" shouted Bashful. "Not a chance", replied Doc, and he pulled out his wand, and began writing in the air with it. The letters came together, and read "I am Doc the Super Dwarf." "Look at that" said Doc "Now you see who I really am. I am famous - I will have Whiter than White, and all the diamonds from the mine. All the world will know me, and fear me!!" Bashful still had his own wand in his hand, and pointed it at the letters, which re-arranged themselves to say "Famous rich dead twerp." "Fame comes after you die" he cried. "How dare you mess with my name" shouted Doc. Just then, the other dwarves rushed in to see what all the commotion was.