General Chat

Gwynne I seem to remember that it was ME who originally wanted to take red shoes - and you pinched the idea from ME - what would a security guard want with your red shoes eh? Sure you didn't have too much V A T (or perhaps not enough of the A T?) LOL Nurse Gladys Emanual .... how are you? Security Guard David - hows that tanned, honed, muscular body you bragged about? Perhaps the girls who were in the brothel can shed some light on that eh? Aw Joanne - you seem to be doing well on it!! LOL

Gwynne & Admiral Dorothy lets have no squabbling about red shoes, cos yes i did take them into custody for safe keeping to, if you remember avoid a battle to wear them between all of of the crew, anyway they would'nt fit me!!!. I still have my much admired well honed bronzed muscular body, ahhhh yes the brothel i remember it well!!!

Since the voyage I have obtained another pair of red shoes and some red boots. So there *sticks out tongue* Gwynne

Wellllllll - I've got some PINK boots -so there!! More flattering than RED boots. ....... still miss my red shoes though.

Still got some of the Anti VD Serum left, also some of the C**p Cream. Dr Longlegs Md.Me.

Ah, Christina, I was sorting out a few cupboards and I think I may have accidentally taken something/one that belongs to you. My apologies. And anyway, Dorothy, I hate pink - but if they were purple boots then I'd have to fight you for them. When shall we have the reunion cruise? Gwynne

Gwynne I have (really) got some purple Stilletos (from way back and can't bear to part with them - though they're agony to wear!) LOL Christina -Why did you leave him behind - that must have been an oversight, knowing what sort of company you'd left him in! LOL

I would think May 6th may be a good day to escape from Britain - and it's my birthday on 7th, so we could start off with a good party!!!

Hi Dorothy, How I crave some purple boots. I have several pairs of very high shoes and boots that I can hardly walk in but can't bring myself to part with them. If we are going out for a meal I calculate whether I'll make it from the car park to the table without falling over or being crippled for life. Gwynne

PMSL Gwynne - my sentiments exactly!! Do as I do and take a walking pair with me!! Yes, I too have loads (!) of shoes like that - ah - vanity!!

Ahoy there! Can I just come aboard and ask what you're up to before you set sail? Do you take passengers, or is this a Navy Lark? (Sounds as if it was before my time - on GR, that is.) CB >|<

Christina - still reckon you were careless with Johnny - with that very odd vodka swilling school marm, the Black Widow and Slutty Jean about not to mention a syringe-crazy ''Doctor'' on the loose....... CB: I just looked: we all decided to go on this cruise in the middle of August last year - perhaps the long hot summer days got to us .... lol

Good evening Admiral and Dr. Legs, Tis been awhile and I do miss you all. I apologize for contradicting the admiral but Boris is here with me where he belongs, sunning himself next to the pool. Think back and I am sure that you will remember that the croc and I made our own way back swimming back to Portugal. Jac the Drac I have not forgotten how you tried to make out that I was a 'looney tune' with a blow up croc and that Boris was a pair of boots on someone's feet. Or was that 'Slutty Jean' who's lice ridden girls would never bring the dirty dishes to the galley? Memory fails me!.... SASSY!!!! I thought that Boris and I had left you stranded on the island, I heard you yelling for me and swam like hell. How you can sign your name as COOK I have no idea. Get with it girl, you are an ASSISTANT COOK with illusions of grandeur. YOU with your fancy dishes would have the larder empty before half the voyage was over: ) Hiya security Dave and everyone else, we did have fun didn't we!? FAT LADY COOK ;-))))))))))

Dr. Longlegs just checking. Hope all of you carried on with your vaccinations. All it takes is a little P***k, if you remember. Also the litle pill a lot of you all had to take to keep you off the booze. Its a shame that all my threads were lost when GC lost my membership. When I recalled the threads most are still on GR's server, but mine are not. It is so confusing. But I still have loads of files that were saved on my PC still. Can send some if any of you want them. Dr.Longlegs. Md. Me.

Hi again, Much as I enjoyed the Utopia I prefered the original thread when we were on the island already and setting up camp etc. Dorothy, can you remember the title as I've searched for it in vain and I'd love to read it again? Gwynne

Christina, Thanks for the explanation. Looks as if the maiden voyage was a great success. I'll stand on the quayside till the refit is completed and wait till your vessel emerges from drydock, then I'll wave my flag and cheer as it sets sail. Is the re-launch imminent? CB >|<

Just been going through 'My Documents.'Have found the first 11 pages of Desert Island Utopia. That too was a great laugh. David Beard with his Plum Jam. Grandpa Jim the Idle Layabout. We really must start a new adventure. Just to see who will come out of the woodwork. Jenny.

Hi Jenny, If you still have my email addy please mail me the desert island one. It was my favourite. Gwynne

I think I'd better stop ashore on my own in the lighthouse. I can play my music at top volume there, and not disturb anyone. I'll look forward to reading 'Captain Slog' when it happens. CB >|<

the entertainer is here...who fancies a game of BINGO? xx