General Chat

Get to the good bit. Get to the good bit. Gwynne (still taking notes)

Hope I am not boring you Gwynne. But I really feel the need to tell you exactly how it all begun.

*yawns* No, no, Jenny, it's fine. *Lights fag and prepare for long wait* Gwynne

Anyway, we decided to go to our room. Had to use one of those cards ( Like a Bank Card ) to open the door. Put it in and the door opened. The lights in the room came on. Read the message on the wall in front of us and realised we had to take the card out, so we could lock the door. But the card has been pushed SO far in, we cannot get it out. It is lost. How doI get it out????

*rummages in handbag* *gives tweasers to Jenny* Try these. *sighs with disappointment* Gwynne

I have not finished yet. We finally manage to get the card out of the door. Norman is sweating profusley by now. He puts our suitcases on the floor and goes into the posh bathroom and washes his face. I just sit there thinking !!!! OMG What have I let myself in for. Anyway, I really must get to the point, Gwynne.

*rummages in handbag* *Produces kipper* Hits Jenny with it. Gwynne

We were both that tired and uptight, that we say our goodnights and get into bed. Norman has these really wierd Pj's that are all stripey. He apologises and says, 'Mummy packed for me' Here I am, in a lovely pure silk nightie, and feeling very cold and lonely. After about ten minutes Norman starts to wriggle about. I tell him ' I am very tired' So he says, 'OK we will get to know one another more in the morning' Will tell you all about it tomorrow Gwynne. I can hear Mudd playing in the bar, it's one of my favourites. Under the moon of love. Lets go for a little walk............

Gwynne and Jenny :-))) LMHO Pat x