General Chat

I may be a bit hung over but i'll be there with my CDs, Jenny. Come over to the bar. Gwynne

Now Jenny you know what Gwynne is like on a Saturday night when she's had her vodka? (although you'd think she'd be immune to its effects at this stage LOL). Ruth tell that DJ to play Tiger Feet, that'll let Daisy and Gwynne use up some energy :-) Daisy did you say I smell like Evening In Paris??? doesn't Gwynne where that woolies stuff normally??? Pat x

some one help I got cramp in me hips now any one going to help me up, what is that smell Pat have you been getting close with some eh eh

*rushes onto dance floor dragging Daisy with her* That's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat I really love those Tiger feet. *prances around in drunken manner* Gwynne

Jenny very carefully walks to the Bar. Her black suede trousers are far too tight and have caused a 'Wedgie' (sorry spelling.) Gritting her her teeth, she walks past a few geezers that she pretends not to know, hoping they will not tug at her arm and ask her to join them. The last few steps to the bar are rather hurried. She almost falls as she reaches her friend Gwynne. ' Oh Gwynne, I am so pleased to see you here'

*throws arms around Jenny* It's shoooooooooooooo good here, Jenny. Lotsh of vodka. Gwynne

'Gwynne, I have a slight problem. I must talk to you before the night is out. But let me get you a drinkie first. What is your poison?

Vodka and vodka, please, Jenny. Gwynne *smiles winningly at barman*

Two double Vodka's and two double Gordons Gin's please barman, Oh and whatever you would like. 'Gwynne, I really need to tell you about my problem. Can you come to the ladies with me?' Hope nobody follows and evesdrops.!!!

I'm right behind you, Jenny. *mind boggles* Gwynne

Great, no one else is about. Gwynne, this is very personel. Have have a lovely night out tonight, but i think i went a wee bit too far.

*checks handbag for pregnancy test kit* Tell me more, Jenny. Gwynne

He used one of those ( Thingy me Bobs ) But we have lost it.

I dont know how to go about getting it out!!!

*panics* Gwynne *looks round for Daisy*

GWYNNE!!!!!!! Please dont tell Daisy, she will be disgusted. Jenny, now wondering if she can tell even her best friend her secret.

*assumes trustworthy expression* Tell me more. Gwynne

Well. It was like this. We got to the Hotel and checked in. All was fine. Decided to have a couple of drinks to help us unwind, because we were both very nervous. No trouble what so ever at the Reception Desk.

And then...........................? Gwynne (taking notes)

Norman, was very quiet. He hardly said a word. But kept on holding my hand, very tightly. He was very worried about his Mum. He told her a little white lie. Said he had the chance of promotion and had to stay at a nice hotel overnight, so to be up very earlier to meet his prospective Boss.