General Chat

Allright then Maybell, thanks, peece of Dundee cake it'll be! You got sumthin nice to wash it doon with hen? P'raps make the coffee a wee bit stronger eh? Onybody else cummin roond - coss I got a wee drop o' the tartan nectar if ye want - coooo, I'm lookin' ferward tae trying them cockles and whelks - no so sure aboot eels tho, hen! See if ye can russle up Dolores Clara, Doll an' th'others - we'll have a wee meetin' !! I'll be roond efter I've done ma messages.

Right Gals ! Ernie said he can get a posh charra fer the trip....but its gonna cost us about a quid, fifty each. I asked him wot company, and he said 'Cut and Shut'..... ....Well that sounds ok ter me is does. Mind yer, Ill 'ave ter get a sitter fer me cat. Ask around, Ill pay ten bob fer their trouble....and I'll leave 'em some fish paste sarnies as a bonus too. Someone better make a list of fings ta do, we need ta find a B n B, Ive 'erd of one called the Royal Flush......just up yer street Mabe ! Mildred x

Cooooeeeeeee Hows tha doing gals? Can I bring a friend wiv me - luvverly lady she is - and a reet larf and can make a bootiful shepherds pie she can Dolores 'ere, my old mans mate 'as a b & b in fornton cleveleys - we can get a good deal there

Oh gals sorry i ain't been abowt, but 'ad a bit of a problem in Blackpool, this nice fella, charlie woz is name, took a bit of a liking to me, so i had to stay wiv 'im, cos he was all luved up wiv me, but I got fed up wiv 'im when 'e wanted me to move to move in wiv 'im permamnt like, I seys to him, Charlie me darlin, I can;t leave the smoke of london, to live wiv ya, gawd he was upset, but i packed me bags and legged it back 'ome, well I 'ad to didn't I? Anyway luvs, I'm 'avin a new year party, brown ale, streamers, knees up, the lot, you all comin' ain't ya? Mabel x x x

Ah just made some bootiful shortbread - so will bring that along to the party - see yer soon luvvy

Im ere an all ! ope yer got those fish paste sarnies through the post mabe. Must ave been a different fish cos they smelt a bit pongy, still they must mature like cheese, I ad em a few days in the larder before I posted em. Ill bring the left over turkey ta the party as well, been warmed up in the stove every day since xmas, I do like my meat warm. Got left over veggies, will make a bit of bubble to go wiv it. Oh and to top it all off, Ill bring me chas n dave greatest hits record wiv me, rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny... Mildred x

Fishpate sarnies arrived in the post, bit squashed they were but tasted luvverly, saved a few for the party tho. Anyone got any of that fizzy champagne stuff, babycham, its real good that is, i ave got some glasses somewhere that it goes in, got pretty gold rim they 'ave, real expensive they were an all, 2/6 PER GLASS, in Woolies got 'em in the 50's so they are worth a bob or two now. |Mabel x x x

Get the brown ale and stout out gals, time for a bit of a tipple I fink Mabel x x x

lalalala CONGA ! a lalalala CONGA Da da da da....Da da da daaaaaa ! Hitch yer stockins up, anuvver year closer to that telegram from her Maj ! Mildred x

make sure you pushes that rug back for that knees up , dont want anyone ruining it, took me ages to knit that rug

'ere Julie luv, I spilt a bit of me brown ale on yer rug, mopped it up though, you can just see a bit of a mark there, looks like the dogs had a wee on it, so it won;t matter. Mildred you be careful wiv them stockins, they 'ave more oles in em than nylon, cor blimey gal you can arf get your legs up 'igh can;t ya: Knees up muvver Brown, knees up muvver Brown.......

O ma gawd an ahm gonna miss it all cos a've bin invited art fer sum posh tucker. Ah'll try ter bring back a doggy bag fer us all gels an if yer still goin strong when ah get 'ome ah'll pop in fer a bevvy. 'appy New Year me darlings. Elsie

Elsie luv, we know you ain't really goin out gal, you say every year your off to a posh do, you ain't got 2 ha'pennies to rub togevver, we all know that, yer 'ol mans inside fer nickin the Christmas turkey, so you just pull yer drawers up, and get dancin' 'appy New Year to you an all darlin x x Mabel

Ive bought some really good party poppers from the pound shop. Yer know, the same ones that old Alfie spank set of last year. Shame it made I'm ave a connery....and they singed old Hilda's ears an all they did. twas a busy busy night in casualty. Mildred x

Mabe ah've even got me flapper dress on! Anyroad ah'll be rarnd fer yer birfday termorrer - have a good one. Elsie

Cor blimey Mildred you won the pools or summit, you been in the pound shop for party poppers, bet that set you back a bob or two :)) It's expensive in there it is. Else your a good 'un you are, see ya tomorra, take care x x Mabel x x x

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Hiya gals Just got back from Our Berts place in Surrey, bloomin snobby lot they are an all, went into the local shop and arsked for a brown ale, never heard of it the woman says, she must off 'ad sumfink in her mouth, cos I 'ad to ask her what she said twice, they don't 'alf talk different there they do. Our Berts got this fing in 'is garden it's like a big barf wiv bubbly water in, 'im and his snotty wife go in it, when it gets dark, in this bloomin weather an all, dozey pair they are, asked me if I wanted to 'ave a go, not bloomin likely I says, do you want me to blinkin freeze to death I say, they never answered, so I fort I've 'ad enough of you two, so I packs me stuff and get the Green line bus 'ome, dropped me off on the corner where the co-op is, picked up a loaf, and a packet of corned beef, that'll do 'til the morning, bet they don't even know I've gorn. Anyone fancy a cuppa later? Mabel x x

Thanks Mabel, I do enjoy this. Christine x

Ellooo Mabe ! Wonder where yer went. Ere ! .... I 'ad a letter this mornin' said id won undred fousand quid. All I 'ad ta do ta claim me prize is phone this number 102243 101010 Thats 102243 ...won nuffink, won nuffink ,won nuffink, I was on the dog n bone for nearly half hour, Some bloke rabbitin on and on...seems me prize will be in the post. Maybe ill come round and yer can get yer sherry owt ta celebrate. Ill be over just gotta feed the cat... Mildred x