General Chat

'ello Roxy (that can be yer new name:)) Lanky lassie's are welocme as are small ones:) fancy you livin in anuvver country, cor blimey gal you must be really posh, wonder if anymore foreign people look in :))))))) Clara, I know you have a few bob, you keep winnin' at the bingo, I know that bloke that calls the numbers, 'as a soft spot for ya, and fixes it for you to win, so I know you can bring a crate of brown ale, wiv ya luv:)))

is this some sort of club

Oh flippin eck, me secrets out. If I bring a crate can I rely on you not to mention *bingo* to me ol man. Clara xx

It's just a fun thread Angel. We all pretend to be old women (when of course we aren;t lol:)) Anyone can join in, especially ones called Smith:)

No comment:)))))))))))))))))))

Yer secrets safe wiv me Clara luv, as long as ya slip a couple of bottles my way, I'll have me long drawers on, so will hide a couple of bottles in there:)

can i join what do you have to do and i am not old to but i can not knit or sew i am hopeless

Angel if you read the first page you will get the drift of the thread, I can't knit either, and I am only 27 and a half:))))

owdo!!t all me new muckers!! Me names Annie, born bred and buttered in Lancashire. tis grand to meet ya all.

Elooo Mabe, elooo Annie Cor blinky yer never guess wot ?? Two beefy blokes, bare chest (makes me want ter rub in the vick) shorts, muscles like arnold swimmerbigger.. Came ter fill in me 'ole they did, right big one ive got an all, gas man finished puttin his pipe in a week ago Asked em in ter tea, but they said they were going round ter mabes ter fill her crevices in Still, more fish paster sarnies for me & the cat then.. Mildered x

Allo Maybel Corrrr hen, I havnae sin yous for aaaages!! Kin I come tae the party? If its real speshul, I cood wear me plaid and I've met a reel nice Jock, kin he come and wear his kilt - he's got a loverly sporran. We cood pick up some Mars done in batter and a wee dram of scotch, wid that help? ~~~~ allo everybidy - - Ere, Maybel, where's Lancashire? is it in forrin parts?

Hiya Gals:)))) Heard someone wondered where Mildred was, well she's only ran orf with someone, that bloke on the telly, who sings, got all them pictures up his arm, ummm can't think of his name, but he goes down the bingo of a wednesday. So Mildred, changed her night, she usually goes on a Tuesday, anyhow, she goes this Wednesday, and this bloke is all over her, and you know what she's like for a bit of trouser don't ya? Well he chats her up, and she goes home wiv him, never to come back, mind you I've been to see her, she lives in this grand house in Bogna, done alright for 'erself she has, I've asked her if he's got a brother but no luck he ain't, he's got a sister, I says to Mildred, that's no good to me luv. Anyhow she's 'appy, that's all that matters. Mabel x x x] Oh I've remebered his name now, it's Robbie Williams, never heard of 'im meself. Night luvs

Morning to you all in the pinny gang!! i got meself a new one i have!! it's proper smart!! and i found a pair of them lovely slippers, you know the ones!! got a little pom,pom on the top. I'v been havin a chat with me next door neighbour, she said Mildreds got all flighty now, since she won a tenner in the lottery. Best go to the shops now, got to put me hair in rollers first though, make meself look tidy, get me bottle of stout!! luv shy vi

Mornin' gals !

Robbie got 'imself a new younger gal, shes only 64, but 'er hairs out of a bottle of bleach ....So I fink she might be only 58.

Well whatever rocks his Dj I say...

Still I is much more mature and luvverly than 'er any old how. and 'e did buy me a set of new teef and a tube of fixident as well....good job 'an all, as the blue tack i was using had run out.

Mildred x

'ello gal :)))

I said it wouldn't last luv didn't I? But you 'ad a good time, and at leat he has your name tattooed on his bum, he can never be rid of that can 'e.

That new bloke is far more your type, and him buying fixadent shows what a considerate bloke he is bet that Robbie geezer never brought it for ya.

You have a good time wiv 'im, I assume 'e as a few bob.

I'm orf out wiv an ol boy meself tomorra, and a coupla of ol gals, he's a miserable ol so & so, but the ol gals are alright, well for ol women they are, still I have to do a bit for the ol folk, give them a bit of fun, they don't get out much, poor ol souls they are, I am all they have in the world, warms the cockles of me 'eart it does, when they see me there little faces light up they do, must be lovely for them to see me.

Take care of yerself Mild'

Mabel x x

Nudging in rememberance of Gaynor

It is lovely to read back over this thread again.....what a scream!!!!

Remembering Gaynor.

K xxx

Lovely memories :o)

Nudge for those laughs in remembrance

Loved reading this again what a laugh.

Remembering dear Gaynor.

Val