General Chat

Oi Mildred, get kettle on, yer mates are on there way round. Got any fish sarnies gal? Mabel x x x x

Evenin' Mabe ! 'Ad a fish paste sarnie which went wrong last night. Fort it was ok until the cat turned its nose up at lickin' the empty plate . Talk about poop through an eye of a needle...well...ill tell ya...!! Did yah know Ive entered us in a beauty competition ?? I fink we look 'andsome Look here for our award winning smiles http://groups.msn(.)com/GCPhotospage/pictures Mildred xx

'ere Mildred you been 'avin' problems luv, let me at 'em Mabel :)))

'Evenin Mabe ! Only 'ad a bleedin' storm ere we did. Im not comin' to bingo tonight, 'cos me clean drawers are still on the line all soaked. I know what yer gonna say luv...that I can go wivout 'cos its 'ot and all....but I aint due a bath until Sunday earliest so im a bit perfumy if yer know wot I mean gal. Pity tho' That nice bingo caller...yer know the one wiv the rug on 'is 'ed is on tonight....bit of alright he is aint he ? Mildred x

Cor blimey Mildred, you missed a good 'un tonight, 'er at number 15 was there wiv that bloke who's misses went orf wiv the coalman, all over each uvver like a rash they were, bloomin disgusting, but then she wallks in, the one who went orf wiv the coalman, calling 'er ol man all sorts she was, says he never kissed 'er like that when they were togevver, I was siiting in our usual chairs, so I moves up nearer to them two, well you have to don't ya, 'er at number 15 gets a black eye, and the uvver two went orf togevver holdin hands, don't know what happened to the coalman. Tried to get on the same bus as er at number 15, but that, geezer who lives on his own at number 23, jumps on before me, and he sits next to her, leaving me still standing at the bus stop. cheeky so & so, but you know him don't ya, so next time you see 'im get all the goss. 'im wiv the rug, is as luvverly as ever, sure he was eyeing me up, I did put a dollop of that yardley lavender cologne round me lug oles, I fink he well liked it. See ya tomorra fer a cuppa luv Mabel x x x

Ere Mabe ! Did yer win luv ? or did yer get that gold bracelet in the prize bingo ? Ive got a few wins if yer want em towards it. Its the real fing yer know ! Yer me really bestest mate Mabe...id even lend yer me teef Mildred xx

Gotta tell ya Mildred, I just got orf the bus after the Bingo, & was walking down the Road & ol man Henry Smithers comes up to me & ses, you're Mildreds mate ain't ya, I ses yes Henry I am, he ses, I'd like to take yer mate owt one night to the pictures, then fer a bit of supper. I said he'd best go rownd yer house and ask yer imself. He's got a few bob ya know, so if I were you I'd go owt wiv im, ask if hes' got a mate for me tho luv. Henry must be all of 87, just the age you like 'em. See ya at the chippy termorra afternoon. Mabel x

'Ere Mabe ! That bloomin' 'enry bloke...put 'is slippers under me bloomin' bed he did, put his teef in an old jam jar on me bedside cabinet..then bloomin' well snored like a pig all night. The cat aint been 'ome since...and neither has 'enry...made off wiv me real gold necklace from the pound shop. D..ya fink if I leave a jar of fish paste out by the back door me cat will come 'ome ? ...I miss it yer see (sob)...it licks me plates...saves a fortune on washin' up liquid it does..... Mildred xx

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I've 'ad a day an a 'alf ere Mild luv, couldn't make me on of yer special cuppas could ya, you know wiv the brandy you got from yer day trip to France, got loadsa news to tell ya, best get that 'at of the box :))

Mabe Kettles on luv....now wots all this gossip yer 'ave ta tell me ?? I aint got no Brandy left...'enry drank the lot and filled the bottle up with cold tea. Ive got a milk stout tho gal...we can share...and Ill make some fish paste sarnies...maybe the cat will come back as well... Mildred x

Bleedin' 'ell Mabes 'avin an 'oliday at 'er majestys pleasure. Gawn and got 'erself banged up she 'as. Told 'er she looks through too many key 'oles....now shes got caught !!...got a couple of months fer bad behavior, but between you 'an me....she fancied that old Burt...the part time bobby...rumour 'as it, hes visiting her wiv a nail file in a pie... Mildred x

Hallo Mildred How are ye hen? has that wee Mabel got free yet? Ye'd ha thought she'd a got oot fer guid behaviour by noo! jenny

You there Mildred & the gang? Gonna have a knees up at my 'ouse at the New Year, got Chas 'N Dave coming over to play the Joanna, got some brown ale, stout & dubonet in, Mildred you do the fish paste sarnies luv, you're good at them. Who else is comin' & what ya bringin' wiv ya? Mabel x x x

Yoo hoo Maybell!!! Ken I come along tae yer Hogmany hen? It'll be great to have a wee drink wi'ya - an Dubonnet is my most faverite, faverite drink - betya didnae know that hen! have ye got a tall dark stranger in mind fer the first footing? Mind you hen, dunno where we'll find a piece of coal!!! We got gas noo! Am reely lookin ferward to that! Did ya find the others yet? Jenny x

Blimey Mabe. Ta love. Sounds like a real treat. Ah'll wear me new pinny wot Bert give me for Christmas in 1947. Only 'ad a few airings it 'as and the gravy an eggs stains'll come off wiv a bit a elbow grease. If it's gonna be a posh do ah'll change me drawers an all. Still got a bit a turkey which ain't gone as green as some. Shall ah bring it wiv me? Elsie

'ello Jenny luv, will be good to see ya, you can do a bit of singing, when Chas n Dave have a break, but don't have too much to drink otherwise you'll end up round the cop shop, like you did before, and I ain't got no money to bail yer out this time. Elsie I'd change yer drawers as well, cos it will be a New year, and you know how the saying goes, New year, new knickers, I change mine every year at the stoke of midnight, whether the need changing or not. As for the turkey, sounds nice, you can just pick the green bits off before you eat it. You can bring your Bert wiv ya, but tell him to keep his 'ands to hiself luv. Mabel

I remember this thread, brings back memories, what a laugh. Good to have some humour again. Trish xx

Oh Mabe, han hinvitation! Still got a bit a boiled bacon gal, I'll bring it wiv me. Luv Lil.

Hallo again Maybell That's great I'll see ya at yoor hoose! What sorta time hen? - Yooo hooo Lil an Elsie - I'd love a wee bit o'yer turkey an bacon - Hey Maybell - I could bring a wee haggis if ya like? we can have some Picallily with the cold meat to start with,it'll line oor stomachs eh? Jenny x