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LOL Natalia x

'Someone chanted 'Evening' ' Some enchanted evening. (One of my dear old dad's favourites!)

this was me as a child (good old radio humberside country programmes) You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille With four hundred children.... ( think it should be hungry!)

Do you lot mind I nearly choked on my ripple laughing PMSL KD Lang constant craving sounds like can't stand gravy! Julie xxx

I mis-hear all of them - now I have found the website with all the song lyrics on all my favourites are making sense. I was miles out with some of them!!!!!! All I've got to do now is stop directing people to the shops when they ask me the time!!! Lyndaxx (the deaf one)

Natalia - did you ever tell your Mum what a Roach was? A friend of my Dad and Step Mothers is from Lebanon and at a New Years Eve party once he asked why we all sing 'All Lambs Down'!!! (Should be Auld Langsyne). Kaye x

When Madonna's 'La Isla Bonita' was a new release, I used to listen to London's Capital Radio. Can't remember which DJ it was, but one of them used to call it the Chop the Goolie song. If you listen, she sings 'Trop-ic-ally wild and free', and it sounds like Chop the Goolie wild and free. Another DJ once labelled Olivia Newton John & John Travolta's 'You're the One that I Want' 'You're a Wobberly Dog'. Woo Hoo Hoo CB >|<

Oh yes, and the best one I've ever heard - Desmond Dekker singing 'The Israelites', which sounds for all the world like 'Me ear's are alight!' CB >|<

Kaye, Yes I told her but she just looked at me like she'd had a go on a giant Bob Marley sized one!!! Completely over her head! Natalia x

Funny Lyrics to the song SIDE BY SIDE When we entered the bridal chamber He treated me like a stranger Not a word was said We stood by the bed Side by side He said much to my sorrow I'll take out me teeth 'tll tommorrow His teeth and his hair He placed on a chair Side by side I lost faith forever With his glass eye so small With his wooden leg and arm tied together He hung on a nail in the wall Well I was quite broken hearted With half of me groom I had parted So I slept on the chair There was more of him there Side by side Regards Jackie

Some of you may have heard this before - but I thought it was soooo good and hilarious when I first heard it that I was PMSL! Queen’s Indian Rhapsody Naan, I just killed a man Popadom against his head Had lime pickle now he’s dead Naan, dinners just begun But now I’m gonna throw it all away Naan, oooo ooo oo Didn’t mean to make you cry If I’m not back from Vindaloo tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cos nothing really Madras Too late, my dinners gone Send shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loos Naan, Ohh oh oh This Dopiaza’s mild Sometimes wish we’d never come here at all I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh Pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely, very, very spicy Meat Byriani (byriani) Byriani (byriani) Byriani and a naan A vindaloooooo I’ve eaten Balti, somebody help me (He’s eaten balti, get him to the lavatory) Stand you well back case the loo is quarantined Here it comes (there it goes) Technicolour yawn I chunder No! It’s coming up again I chunder, it’s coming back again (there he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again No, No, No, No, No, NO On my knees, I’m on my knees On his knees, oh there he goes This Vindaloo is about to wreak my tum Poor meeee…poor meeeee… poor MEEEEEE ((Do your own guitar solos!)) So you think you can chunder and then feel alriiight So you try to eat curry and drink beer all niiight Oh Maybeee Now you puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out of there ((Guitars again please!)) ((Slow bit)) Korma, dopiaza Bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meeeeeeee Anyway the wind blows sh sh sh sh sh

Song: Finer Feelings Artist: Kylie Minogue The real lyrics were: It's just sex without the sexual healing. But I misheard them as: It's just sex without the central heating

Brrrrrrrr Ade! lol

we used to sing in 'Winter Wonderland' 'later on we'll perspire as we sit by the fire'

Nudge i thought mine was funny but the others made me laugh

When we were at scool we used to go to the cathedral at christmas for a carol service. I was talkinfg to a friend & it got round to Carols. My husband said he sings We three Kings, so weary & wise. Can you please tell me the proper words to this carol as he has me confused now. Hilary. x

Alison Moyes sang Igrow weak I grow weak, weak in the presence of beauty. Hubby singing in the garden quite happily I grow weeds, I grow weeds.

Hilary - is it we 3kings of orient are?

Roassani brazzi in South pacific (in his italian English). 'You say you are piece of cheese'. Saw it 4 times before we realised it was 'You say you are a fugative'. Happy days (courting)

Yes, it happened last week. The song was 'Greetings To The New Brunette' by Billy Bragg. The correct lyric is 'I'm more impressionable when my cement is wet' I'll leave you to work out what I thought I heard. ;-)