General Chat

Where is everyone? [puts sunglasses on] Ah thats better thought I had gone blind for a second, something Stunning flashing in my eyes LOL Who ordered the Lime Tea? We've only got Typhoo! Ken xx

Why thank you Ron.......at last a compliment......not that I was fishing for one.lol And them handcuffs were not mine!!!.........honest! (I'll kill that Cliffy) Stel.xx

oooooohhhh.......and one from you too Ken.......it's my lucky night! lol Bryan......don't you dare move.......I'll be with you in a min... Psssttt........Kim......where's the love seat??lmao Stel.xx

Ken whats a Cuckfield Cruiser? Everyones dying to know!!! You Know!! Why have you been Cruising in Cuckfield? ;o))

Oy Big Ron - Its KEN with the glasses on not me!! Im the one holding the glass wot Im drinking out of!! Want me to make you an appointment with the optician??

Damn he's escaped again!! When you gonna start the dancing then Kim?? Bit too tame in here tonight Stel.xx

Good Company, I perceiveth. Prithee may I have some of your mead.....and pray joineth me, and others, in ''Grottingham Regis – Out of the Darkness'' :-)

Cant the fellas have a go on the pole for a change? Im knackered! Hell that Blue Lagoon has made my lips Bright Blue! (strangely enough) Looks Good Eh??

A pallid stranger arrives, walking very carefully, smile pinned to her face. Good evening, everyone! A large pineapple juice, Kim, please, with a twist of lime and a good slug of vodka.

Cuckfield - the place of my birth Cruiser - synonyms: operator, player, tease, flirt (among others) The glasses stay on Ken xx

a large whiskey please...stell,your perfume is lovely...do you come here often :o) CHORUS And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog All for me beer and tobacco For I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin Now across the western ocean I must wander Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots They're all gone for beer and tobacco For the heels, they are worn out and the toes are kicked about And the soles are looking out for better weather Where is me shirt, me noggin, noggin shirt It's all gone for beer and tobacco For the collar is all worn and the sleeves, they are all torn And the tail is looking out for better weather Chorus I am sick in me head and I haven't been to bed Since I came ashore for me slumber For I spent all me dough on the lassies, don't you know Now across the western ocean I must wander Chorus

Ok come on guys.....you entertain us ladies tonight Kimmy blue lips.......suits you!lol

forgive me gentle folk if I doth not attempteth the pole dancing

Blimey Bryan......how many you had?? You're getting brave...........lol and you should have been here last night! Stel.xx

Oi Marion You got me into this........then left me high and dry!! So it's your turn........lmao Stel.xx

Hi Edna Hon!! Your looking very pallid tonight Pineapple and Voddy coming right up!! (Gotcha Drift Ken!! ;o))))

Mistress Stel, I prithee!! - attempteth the famous pole dancing in these garments of forest green??!! :-)

Oh prithee off Marion and get on the pole........lmho

I'll sing if you like Ron

Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo’ face You big disgrace Kickin’ your can all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re a young man hard man Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo’ face You big disgrace Wavin’ your banner all over the place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you Buddy you’re an old man poor man Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place We will we will rock you We will we will rock you