General Chat

New Drinking Thread!! Everyone Welcome!! Including ALL creatures of the world (2 legged 3 legged and 4 legged etc) Name Your Poison!! :o)))))

.............but you are a witty person anyway!! KimKat Cocktail Mixer extraordinaire!! Mine's a cinzano bianco please! Thank you. :-) Joy

Naw Not Tonight Joysephine!! Cinzano it is - No Ice Any Lemon???? ;o)))

any crips or peanuts or bacon sarnies? No ice nor lemon thanks

when and why did drinking threads start?!!!

sorry not got licence for food - just alcohol!! What shall we put on the Juke Box??? Something Loud and Rocky!! (Im in the Mood!)

Bat out of Hell?.......on the box

When?? I dont know - youve been a member longer than me! Why?? well thats obvious isnt it?? People got thirsty whilst looking up their family trees!! ;o))

A Cornish maid who goes by Kim Kat Opened a bar where nobody sat The drinks were all cyber That includes the Cider But still they all got p****d as newts, how ‘bout that!!! Oops!!! sorry wrong thread!! lol Jacquie xxxx Mines a G & T please....

Hi Stelly! Bat out of Hell?? (Is that a New Cocktail??)

Jacques!! Is that You? Think youve had a few drams of the G n T already! Nice Poem though! There you go - Large One!! ;o))))

Brilliant, Jacquie!!! [btw I've added more jokes to your Christmas thread] G&T for Jacquie!! The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling Way down in the valley tonight There’s a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye And a blade shining oh so bright There’s evil in the air and there’s thunder in the sky And a killer’s on the bloodshot streets And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising Oh I swear I saw a young boy Down in the gutter He was starting to foam in the heat Oh baby you’re the only thing in this whole world That’s pure and good and right And wherever you are and wherever you go There’s always gonna be some light But I gotta get out I gotta break it out now Before the final crack of dawn So we gotta make the most of our one night together When it’s over you know We’ll both be so alone Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes When the night is over Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone gone gone Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes When the day is done And the sun goes down And the moonlight’s shining through Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven I’ll come crawling on back to you I’m gonna hit the highway like a battering ram On a silver black phantom bike When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry And we’re all about to see the light Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole And everything is stunted and lost And nothing really rocks And nothing really rolls And nothing’s ever worth the cost And I know that I’m damned if I never get out And maybe I’m damned if I do But with any other beat I got left in my heart You know I’d rather be damned with you If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned Dancing through the night with you If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned If gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned Dancing through the night Dancing through the night Dancing through the night with you Oh baby you’re the only thing in this whole world That’s pure and good and right And wherever you are and wherever you go There’s always gonna be some light But I gotta get out I gotta break it out now Before the final crack of dawn So we gotta make the most of our one night together When it’s over you know We’ll both be so alone Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes When the night is over Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone Like a bat out of hell I’ll be gone when the morning comes But when the day is done And the sun goes down And the moonlight’s shining through Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven I’ll come crawling on back to you Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven I’ll come crawling on back to you I can see myself Tearing up the road Faster than any other boy has ever gone And my skin is rough but my soul is ripe And no one’s gonna stop me now I gotta make my escape But I can’t stop thinking of you And I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late I never see the sudden curve until it’s way too late Then I’m dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell And the last thing I see is my heart Still beating Breaking out of my body And flying away Like a bat out of hell Then I’m dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell And the last thing I see is my heart Still beating Still beating Breaking out of my body and flying away Like a bat out of hell Like a bat out of hell Like a bat out of hell Like a bat out of hell Like a bat out of hell Like a bat out of hell

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram On a silver black phantom bike......... LOUD IN HERE KIM......... PINT PLEASE.......TETLEYS + LIME PLEASE Stel.xx

TETLEYS n LIME COMIN UP!!! ANY MORE MR LOAF SONGS JOY?????

........from time gone by...........in another land........... Peace and harmony! - cheers pole dancing, Jacquie?

...........as was requested once by Steve, Liverpool supporter: Baby we can talk all night But that ain’t getting us nowhere I told you everything I possibly can There’s nothing left inside of here And maybe you can cry all night But that’ll never change the way that I feel The snow is really piling up outside I wish you wouldn’t make me leave here I poured it on and I poured it out I tried to show you just how much I care I’m tired of words and I’m too hoarse to shout But you’ve been cold to me so long I’m crying icicles instead of tears And all I can do is keep on telling you I want you I need you But -- there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you Now don’t be sad ’cause two out of three ain’t bad Now don’t be sad ’cause two out of three ain’t bad You’ll never find your gold on a sandy beach You’ll never drill for oil on a city street I know you’re looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks But there ain’t no coupe de ville hiding at the bottom of a cracker jack box I can’t lie I can’t tell you that I’m something I’m not No matter how I try I’ll never be able To give you something Something that I just haven’t got There’s only one girl that I will ever love And that was so many years ago And though I know I’ll never get her out of my heart She never loved me back Ooh I know I remember how she left me on a stormy night She kissed me and got out of our bed And though I pleaded and I begged her not to walk out that door She packed her bags and turned right away And she kept on telling me She kept on telling me She kept on telling me I want you I need you But there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you Now don’t be sad ’cause two out of three ain’t bad I want you I need you But there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you Now don’t be sad ’cause two out of three ain’t bad Don’t be sad ’cause two out of three ain’t bad Baby we can talk all night But that ain’t getting us nowhere

Dragged the pole over from Lunars! Its covered in cob webs!! Get the Lemon Mr Sheen out!! give it a good rub down.....................

What pole?? Are we pole dancin then..........you first!!lol Stel.xx

Hmmmm - Have just learnt how to Copy and Paste today - But......how do you get the words to songs in the first place?? Just Google do you? big batch of Rebs Special comin up!!

Stel - have a read through Lunar's leaving party! .........some had never ventured to gen before then have you brought the 'Singapore Slings', KimKat? :-)