General Chat

JUST GET BACK INTO YOUR CABIN JACK. I SHALL BE WITH YOU SOMETIME DURING THE DAY WITH MY LITTLE BLACK BAG. JUST WAITING FOR MY NURSE TO REPORT FOR DUTY. CAN YOU KEEP YOUR BLO*DY PARROT IN ITS CAGE DURING MY VISIT. DR LONGLEGS. MD. ME.

The Admiral continues making her list: she has looked in all the De Luxe Class Staterooms - seems like only one is semi-occupied - a lot of Vivienne Westwood style frocks - v-e-r-y dated - and strappy high-heeled red shoes, which certainly won't go with most of the frocks, unless one wears sunglasses - cheap bling jewellry hanging off every hook - and the luggage - well! Del Trotter must have done a good deal there! In the 1st Class cabins, there's evidence of cheap Midnight in Moscow perfume and a lot of black clothing ...... oh! I bet that Black Widow Strump woman is on board! Oooooh..... Haven't yet seen Dr. Longlegs about, but she is so efficient, if she's on board, then we have nothing to worry about really. She's bound to be up-to-date on her medicines and injections ....... Gosh, I do hope she's willing to be The Purser again on this Cruise - that is soooo important. (Reading emails): What's this ''Pirate Ship within 50 miles on starboard side'' now that will be (looks at Navigation Map) - oh, it's no use, I can never read these things - we desperately need an experienced Navigator - hopefully someone will join the Cruise soon! Now, I wonder if that sassy Cook has any supplies on board yet? I'd really enjoy a good meal this evening - after all she hasn't got much else to do - yet! I wonder what happened to that Fat Cook - now what was her name? (Walking on to her own Deck area) Hmmmm - I've been asleep so long, I've forgotten where we are - I wonder if Dr. Longlegs remembers? So, what are the new Crew and Passengers going to be like? We had quite a few characters on the last Cruise ..... mind you there were one or two who were a bit - well - odd, to say the least! That woman who insisted on running a - well brothel - upmarket girls mind you - but, welllllll - I suppose it should be part of the service .........

Yes the Black Widow is here! And im not in bling dont ya know! *tuts* Not sure about this window thingy in me room, making me feel quite sick........*now wheres the bar*

What was that? Did I hear that Black Widow woman? Of course she's got it wrong, I didn't say she wore bling - that's the other tar...... that one that thinks she looks good in stilleto shoes all the time - now I wonder if the Bar is open? And who have we got running it - was a girl named ...... um - Elaine? Quite a good worker if I recollect .......