General Chat

Dr Lew .... Cat doesnt need spraying (spaying perhaps tee hee) .... you need declawing scissors or scalpel or summat. Maybe thats wot she does all day, pounces on unsuspecting threads peeps ?? How we gonna handle her when you go cavorting off??? You taking ya lappy with ya? Jood

Grrrr I just heard that a syndicate from Hobart won a share in 21 million on Saturday night. I missed how many was in the syndicate but they each would get about 96 000 each. Ooh well it will be us one day, says she with fingers crossed behind back, must go out in the cold now, think of me while Im away. Cheers Sue

Gee, Jood, wasn't going to take the laptop with me (too much trouble with security screens), but might have to at this rate. Yucky, Tassie, wrap up tight. Don't want to have to prescribe you drugs! Blast and botherations, I hope those Tassy winners haven't nicked our winnings early. Dr Lew, prescriber of drugs!

OK You lot Own up who ordered the rain for this week... BU...R of all the weeks it had to be this one..Open day for the house on Sat. and guess what is forcast..RAIN...just cant win... Had left over greek pot roast tonight for dinner..B...Y lovely.. Anyond been to Greece and had one of their pot roasts.. Dont know what you are missing..if you havent... Nothing but rain today so stopped much work.. Am carrying on in the house and got rid of all our camping gear to son who hopes to take his boys camping.. A lovely sort of holiday.. Took OH to the physio at the hospital and he has to keep up his exercises and he may improve..will wait and see.. OH scanner packed up last week and today we went and ordered a new one..Should be here in time for me to buy the lotto ticket thank goodness. Dont know what you are all up to but whatever it is be good and enjoy it... Back tomorrow Love Maryxxxxx

Dont beleive what i just heard on the local news. They want to cut out the word......Mum & Dad out of pre-school reading books ( wait for it )...soooo we dont offend Gay's and Lesbian's......Geeeeez. The world is going bonkers. Tony Oz

Tony - .. absolutely b***** ridiculous, same as not being able to sing xmas carols etc. I thought this was AUSTRALIA??? .. I can't believe teaching kids that there is no such thing as Mum & Dad in reading books. .. Geez Sorry about the rain Mary - tweren't me, I think the Dr ordered it for Mudgee, only it dropped its bundle on the way. Jood

I'm baaaack. Just a quick visit this time. Mark came home from work with aching muscles, sore throat and a temp of 38*.....bugger! The young lady is evidently fit & healthy so it looks as if he picked up something before the weekend. The little s**t better not spread around what ever it is. If I get sick I throttle him. I'll be back later after I play nurse. Trifley X X

How bleedin ridiculous !!!! The foof foof valvue on this old pressue cooker is about to pop !!!

Have just watched 'The Citadel' by AJ Cronin (1938) great movie, brilliant book! Quiet here tonight. Dr Lx

I'm lurking Dr Lew, on my lappy, doing h*******k on my big pc tonight .. but I'm watching, watching. Jood

Do you think they might also scrub Grandad & Grandma from the Kiddies books also....? This is what the future may hold for us Geno nutters,and what might be found on a 2200 birth entry....... if we keep going on, and scrubbing our past away. Marriage:Males Surname: Hull Forename: Michael Partner: Mick Surname: Williamson Place of Marriage: Saint Puff the Magic Dragons. Child of above: Surname:Mettersoven Sex:Male Forename: William Fathers: Michael and Mick Incubator: Metter's oven. Serial No5 model 2100 Birth Place: Warehouse 6 Docklands. Year: 2200 Receipt No: 2000000 *************************************************** Marriage:Females Surname:Not telling Forename: Jane Partner:Janet Surname:Cant remember Place of Marriage: Church of Les-be freinds forever. Child of above: Surname:Safewaycoles Sex: Female Forename: Mary Mothers: Jane and Janet Sperm cell: Vial no 7000 Safeways special (50%off with petrol docket) Birth Place: Unknown Year: 2200 Receipt No:1111111111 Tony Oz...:>)))

Love it Tony! pmsl Jood

Evening all Blimey Tony - what a bleak outlook! Evening Dr Lew - better get some of your little magic pills up to Queen Trifley so she can dose Mark up on them. We can't have Trifley coming down with the dreaded lurgy before the weekend! Trifley - you'd better get on your mask and wash your hands in antiseptic after you tend to the patient. And tell him to keep his rotton stinking germs to himself! Better still - send him off to the girl friend to look after him. That will test the depth of her feelings for him - man flu!!! Helooooo Jude up on Hamilton Island - why don't you rub it in about getting sun burnt!! Everybody else is freezing their buts off and you're swanning around getting sun burnt! Poo to you! Hubby is still delicate after his man flu - the antibiotics - all 4 lots of them have upset his poor wee stomach. He was only able to manage a few plates of home made pea and ham soup today. 4 sleeps to go!! Singing 'We'll be queening it round Southbank when we come We'll be queening it round Southbank when we come We'll be queening it round Southbank Queening it round Southbank Queening it round Southbank when we come. Singing I will if you will so will I Singing I will if you will so will I Dum dum de dum de dum tra la la la....... XX Anna

Oooaaaahhhh ... sounds like its going to be a wild ole party on Saturday ....... Lucky b********s, but have fun just the same, as long as we hear the stories and see the pics (Not Pickles Dr) Off to bed. Hope your OH gets better soon Anna, and all the other sickies. See you all tomorrow. Jood

PMSL Good thing we can laugh about it Tony - No more will you see Mother and Father on official forms from this day forward we will use the terms:- Incubator, Sperm donor and partners Cor blimey Anna - will you be singing on Saturday ???? We all have to cross our fingers that Pam's son doesn't have to work on Saturday so that instead of being mum's taxi she can Wattle away at 'Brisvegas'. Night all - calling it a day cheers luv Laurie

Just had another thought no more grandmother or grandfather Tony hence forth it will be grandincubator and grandspermdonor or greatgrandincubator and greatgrandspermdonor On that note sweet dreams luv Laurie

lol..Laurie. I don't think your far off the mark. Love the singing Anna....:>)) Sounds like this Brissie meet is going to be a ripper. Maybe Rebs better wear a cowgirl suit, and have a lasso ready to rope everyone in....LOL Night Joodle...:>)) Tony Oz....:>)) whos been left with the dishes, as Madame has gone shopping with girlfreind.

No...no !! I don't do cowhide Rudes. Eeeew!!!

Huuumph! Night all, sweet dreams. Vonny

Hi Guys Have been going through the messages for the last couple of days and had lots of questions to start with. Can't remember them now - must be a brain overload. Tony - Please don't hold it against us for supporting a really really great footy club - they are the best. (bloody magpies - they really attack me on my morning bike ride, especially near the Bribie cop shop).Go LIONS !!!!! Grandma, grandpa, mum, dad - politics gone mad -get rid of all of them ( the pollies). Triffley - I was going to ask 'what time is coffee' but I kept reading and know , now, I am too late. Mary - Been there, done that, but the effort is worth it. Moved from Bris a couple of years ago and if you put the effort in, you reap the rewards. Anna, I agree - no money, no stress. We are also on a pension, not really managing, but a lot happier. SuayQ - Richard Champion gets my vote. Rebs - Don't think you will be the really quiet one at the Brisvegas meet - I'm still trying to get used to this mad mob (or should I say the real nut cases). Hopefully I'll be there !!! Laurie, thought of you today - Qantas Lounge - Had to take my Mum and Dad to the airport today. They are on the way to U S A (travelling Qantas) for a Bromelaid conferance in San Diego and then visiting my daughter, Melanie in Tampa Florida. Did have comments for other wattlers (wafflers) but can't read my own scribble - maybe one too many vinos. If anyone has any rain whatsoever, please send it this way-desperately need it. Hoping to meet lots of you guys in 5 sleeps Pam Bribie Island, q Cat ?????