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oh rosi what are you like, thats enough now i havent stopped laughing for days Hooker one was ace xxLynnxx

Thanks for that Rosi. I didn't see the other posts after the hooker one!! How funny! Baby chewing on a tampax!!! I've got tears rolling down my face!!! Here's one for you. Crowded bus! Carol gets on with baby in buggy. Sits down on the fold-up-able seats. Gets up to see to baby, sits back down but forgets to pull down the seat. Ends up on floor!!!! Luckily my Mum was with me and we cried and cried all the way into town!!! Carol xx

Debby ive done that with the knickers xxLynnxx

Carol & Lynn I have got on the bus with one Brown shoe with a buckle & one black one without. pmsl

Lynn - I swear it wasn't me! Buses - lol I''ve got another 3 - all happened to me When I was a kid I was showing off and jumped off a bus while it was still moving - I tripped over the kerb and went flying. Another time I'd bought an ironing board and took it on the bus with me (oh the shame!). When I got off the bus the wind caught my ironing board and took me up the road. I was getting off the bus with my son in one arm and the buggy in the other. Halfway down the steps, the doors closed on me and the bus set off with my face between the doors and the buggy (luckily) on the outside of the bus. As well as being embarassed, I was fuming. Debby

Debby, I loved the ironing board one PMSL

there have been some really funny posts to this thread i havent laughed so much for ages we all do daft things from time to time and i hope everyone who has read them has left the thread with a huge smile on their faces there is nothing like being able to make others laugh thanks everyone keep them comming xxLynnxx

Just thought of this one....it happened while I was staying at a hotel in Birmingham...

I was waiting for the lift and a man started talking to me..

Hello he said, Hi I replyed,
How are you? he said, Im fine, I replyed.
What are you doing tomorrow? He said

I went on to tell him that I was going to a wedding in the morning......He suddenly said to me 'Will you please be quiet Im trying to have a conversation'

He had one of them hands free ear pieces on, and I thought he was talking to me....lol

I decided to walk down the stairs to hide my red face!!

Rosi

cant beleive you rosi, i was just about to switch off and go to bed now i darent i will lie there tittering and hubbys got to be up at 4 for work xxLynnxx

I met this guy at Belle Vue years ago before i married he looked OK in the dark after a few drinks at the end of the night, i arranged for him to call for me a few days later , Well when i saw him walking up the path i died a thousand deaths, i was running around like a headless chick, i managed to get me Mum to pretend she was me, well if you saw my Mum in them days, you would understand wearing her old pinny, i bet he was thinking i didnt drink that much did I , And the thing is my Mum nearly invited him in cos she felt sorry for him, cos i think he felt sorry for her and tried to be nice saying how you she still looked etc, PMSL hinding behind the the settee, why i hid there ill never know, but in them days you use to hide there if you did'nt want to answer the door to some one, my Dad would have gone Mad if he knew, he would of gone Mad if he knew i was dating boys Lol they were the days Lil

Lil I have had one just like that and I couldnt hide, I arranged to meet him at my Brother & S-I-L the next day (for dinner) He really put me off my food! I couldnt wait to get rid of him that afternoon. OMG You have just brought it all flooding back to me LOL Rosi

Rosi PMSL they were the days, i dont think we were that confident in them days, LIL

have just re read this and just wanted to nudge for all to see, im in a heap again laughing so anyone got anymore xxLynnxx

Yes, Lyn They were funny wern't they, do you want to hear another.......

oohhh yes please Rosi, go on make my day xxLynnxx

got to go out for a few hours but come on lets hear what daft things you have done, good days start with a huge laugh xxLynnxx

thanx for the laughs yvette x

Ok Lyn Here goes....This happened the week before Christmas just gone..... Me and my daughter Jemma had been shopping, we both jumped on the bus and sat down in the only seat available (the one opposite the big long seat at the back) So here we are facing the people on the long seat, there is me not taking ANY notice of NOBODY just sitting there in a dream world thinking about what I had to do when I got home. After a couple of ignored nudges, I looks at my daughter and says WHAT in qiute a loud voice......She then shows me her phone, and I promptly reads out in a loud voice....... 'LOOK AT HER NOSE.' Who sent you that? says me oblivious, her face just dropped and she then whispered 'I can't believe you just did that' There's me still not clicked at what she is on about........ UNTILL I looked opposite me.........OMG there was a lady on the seat sitting opposite me with the biggest nose I have ever seen, she was staring right at me.......She must have heard me read out what my daughter had written on her phone.... I was sooo embarrased, we had to get off the bus. My daughter was in hysterics all the way home.

omg bless you Rosi i shall be laughing all day again now will be back later with a few more of mine, got quite a few lol xxLynnxx

oh Rosi that is the worst thing I ever heard. But funny catherine xx