General Chat

right getting near to bed time put glass of medicine for marion on window sill stoke fire up for night

morning and its snowing put logs on fire and kettle on

bahhhhhhh humbug, I want some snow!!!!!!!!!!! Goes off to sulk!!!!!!!!!!!

What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs! How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle ! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball ! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet ! What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite ! How do you call an Eskimo cow ? An Eskimoo !

pmsl Carol, I liked those. Sal, enjoy the sunshine whilst it lasts LOL...not long before you are on the edge of that football field in the winter. Tina x

Tina, you are right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But my 10 degrees at worst is not so bad from reading some of these threads.....however, I have just promised my little one that i will take him to the snow fields next year to go sledging, so just think, you are getting it for free!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cleans out the grate, re-lightes the fire, gets enough wood for the day and puts the kettle on*

God Tina my friend, that sounds like hard work matey!!!!!!!! pmsl!!!!!! But then you can sit back and talk as the roads are blocked by the sounds of it! One good thing about snow......maybe that is why they don't put any thought into the possibility of snow that happens at this time in the UK at this time every year? pmsl!

Sal, have just watched the dustmen...they are having snowball fights with the school children...it is so amusing. Tina x

hi just droppedin again during lunch time nice fire tina see you later xxx

A man observed a woman in the grocery shop with a three year old girl in a trolley. As they passed the biscuit section, the little girl asked for biscuits and her mother told her, 'No.' The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, 'Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be upset. It won't be long now.' Soon, they came to the sweet aisle and the little girl began to shout for sweets. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, 'There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles to go and then we'll be checking out.' When they got to the checkout , the little girl immediately began to clamour for cocolate and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there'd be no chocolate purchased. The mother said serenely, 'Monica, we'll be through this checkout in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap.' The man followed them out to the car park and stopped the woman to compliment her. 'I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Monica,' he began. The mother replied, 'I'm Monica - my little girl's name is Tammy.'

pmsl Buggs *hands over a steaming mug of tea*

Is that a Midlands terminology Buggs...bostin? Not seen that before...I'm hoping it means something good LOL

evening all nice and warm in here nice one BCC AND TINA

evening buggs sounds good to me

give a man a fish and he will eat for a day .teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

Any spare Galaxy Ripples going????? eh?? Buggs!!! or have you eaten all five!!! LOL

not still craving sweets are you tina how many eggs now lol

OMG Rod, I have just confessed to eating the 8 in 2 days :O(( Well, I was bored....

Scrumpy???