General Chat

ok www everything ok now glad to have helped

night all another day at work tomorrow will look in while i am having breakie must remember to put glass of medicine on window sill for marion and leave it tidy

morning room anyone in frosty here today and cold again

Marion from OZ. Hello to all but where is every one?????

hello everyone ....where are you ??

a chicken and an egg are laying in bed .the chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face ,while the egg is frowing and looking slightly annoyed.the egg mutters .'well i guess that answers that riddle '

a guy starts a chicken farm,so he buys 100 chickens to begin with .a month later he buys another 100 from same dealer because the first lot have died .amonth later he is back for another 100be cause the second lot have died ' i think i know where i might be going wrong' he told the trader 'i think i might be planting them too deep'

the first snake says 'sydney ,are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves our prey and sqeeze and crush them until they are dead ?or are we the type ambush our prey and poison them with our bite ' the second snake asks why 'because i just bit mt lip'

why is it that bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques

hi everybody what a lovely thread...well done rodxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((((:

did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity,they can train people to on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish

dolphins are very close to humans...i saw in a programme where a man was attacked by a shark and the dolphins sensed his distress and circled around the man and attacjed the shark...the man luckily came out of it alivexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx((((:

yes lisa i saw that too he was very lucky

when your pet bird sees you reading the paper ,does it wonder why you are sitting there staring at the carpeting

if the world is a stage , where is the audience sitting

if a turtle doesnt have a shell is it homeless or naked

one night ,after closing time ,a bar owner is finishing clearing up, when a spectral hound floats in through the door . the bar owner is scared,but asks him what he wants the phamtom hound explains 'ive lost my tail and cant rest until some kindly bar owner stitches it back on ' 'sorry 'says the bar owner 'but we dont re-tail spirits at this time of night '

english man ,irish man and a scotsman working on a building site sitting down to lunch at the top of the building englishman opens his sandwiches and say ham again if i have ham tomorrow i will jump of here scotsman opens his and says cheese again if i get cheese tomorrow i will join you irishman opens his and says eggs again if i get eggs tomorow i will as well next day they open sandwiches and all have to same so they all jump off at the funeral thier wives are talking enlishmans wife ays 'i cant understand it he loved ham ' scotsman wife said mine love cheese paddys wife says he always made his own sandwiches

nite www call in tomorrow sleep well

never go to bed angry stay awake and plot your revenge