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Bad childhood jokes
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Bobtanian | Report | 10 Oct 2019 00:19 |
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woman calling her ma in law..... |
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Dermot | Report | 10 Oct 2019 09:19 |
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A young student was surprised to see a picture of herself in the National Portrait Gallery - until her teacher spoiled her surprise by pointing out it was just a mirror hanging on the wall. |
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Allan | Report | 10 Oct 2019 21:38 |
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello |
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Dermot | Report | 11 Oct 2019 07:21 |
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Apparently, grammer & spilling are regaining there wrightful plaice in some secondary skools. |
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Allan | Report | 7 Nov 2019 20:58 |
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Thinking about it I should have ordered my baked beans online, but Heinz Site is a wonderful thing. |
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Dermot | Report | 8 Nov 2019 07:08 |
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A critic is a legless woman who teaches running. |
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Allan | Report | 8 Nov 2019 21:59 |
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Rugby is a sport played by men with odd-shaped balls |
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Bobtanian | Report | 8 Nov 2019 22:57 |
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"where the ball is progress forwards, by passing it backward" |
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Allan | Report | 8 Nov 2019 23:20 |
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The last words my grandad said to me were pints,gallons, litres. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 8 Nov 2019 23:32 |
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"Literally....!" |
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Dermot | Report | 9 Nov 2019 13:08 |
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A man walks into a fishmonger's carrying a salmon under his arm. |
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Allan | Report | 9 Nov 2019 21:13 |
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My wife ran off with my best friend six months ago. I still miss him |
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Dermot | Report | 16 Nov 2019 07:24 |
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A Sunday school teacher asks her pupils where God lives. |
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Allan | Report | 17 Nov 2019 04:14 |
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My dating agency for chickens has gone bust . I just couldn’t make hens meet! |
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Bobtanian | Report | 17 Nov 2019 09:54 |
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was following a pickup truck down a country lane, which was carrying chickens, and every now and then a chicken would come off the truck and land in the road....went on for a few miles and eventually caught up with the truck to see this rather large rooster eject a chicken .......calling out.... |
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Dermot | Report | 17 Nov 2019 10:42 |
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Jesus walks into a hotel, tosses a box of nails on the front desk & asks: "Can you put me up for the night"? |
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Allan | Report | 17 Nov 2019 11:27 |
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OK, let's wait for the PC Brigade to arrive ;-) :-D :-D |
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Allan | Report | 17 Nov 2019 11:37 |
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A robber goes into a bank and points a gun at the teller and says, "Hand over the money or you're geography" |
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Allan | Report | 1 Dec 2019 08:18 |
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Yesterday at 12-30 I finally plucked up the courage to phone gamblers anonymous. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 1 Dec 2019 12:46 |
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bring-bring........"you have two options........Take it, or Leave it!" |
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