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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	29 Jun 2019 22:10
	I was reading the other day about a drunken Rabbi who carried out several circumcisions.. He eventually got the sack
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	30 Jun 2019 17:57
	Chemistry teacher to pupil: 'What's the chemical composition of water'? Pupil: H, I, J, K, L, M. N, O'. Teacher: "Gosh, whatever gave you that idea?" Pupil: "You said so yesterday'. 'You said water was H to O'.
Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 16,020 Send Message	Sharron	Report	30 Jun 2019 18:08
	How to deal with a troublesome polar bear. Polar bears love frozen peas so you cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle the frozen peas around the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes down for a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	1 Jul 2019 20:13
	another Rabbi praying a the wailing wall was asked by a naive tourist what he was doing, praying for peace, in the middle east he says. "And hows it going?" Just like banging your head against a brick wall he replied!
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	4 Jul 2019 22:07
	I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left after I got bored. It was just one ting after another
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	5 Jul 2019 06:35
	When did the future begin? :-S
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	9 Jul 2019 08:16
	What goes 99 plonk? A centipede with a wooden leg.
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 40,303 Send Message	LaGooner	Report	9 Jul 2019 13:21
	What do you call a sleepwalking nun A roaming catholic :-D :-D
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	9 Jul 2019 13:53
	"We've got a new toaster", said the little boy to his friend. "It's really clever. When the toast is done, a bell rings". "Ours is better", says the friend. "When the toast's done, it sends out smoke signals".
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	21 Aug 2019 21:49
	OH asked could she have a bit of piece and quiet while she cooked dinner , so I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	22 Aug 2019 04:15
	:-D :-D :-D
Member Since: September 2005 Posts: 9,114 Send Message	Caroline	Report	22 Aug 2019 21:31
	Why didn't the cookie go to school? because she felt crummy
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	22 Aug 2019 21:37
	Looking back I remember all the fun we had when our dad would put us in a tyre and roll us down a hill . Those were the Goodyears.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	28 Aug 2019 11:43
	A vulture boards a Ryanair plane carrying two dead racoons. The Stewardess looked at him & says: "I'm sorry. Only one carrion per passenger".
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 4,759 Send Message	Tawny	Report	28 Aug 2019 13:38
	What did the police man say to his arms? Your under a vest
	Researching: No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	28 Aug 2019 15:11
	The escaped convict sawed the legs off his bed because he wanted to lie low.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	28 Aug 2019 21:38
	I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall and thought to myself "that’s a little condescending “.
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	28 Aug 2019 23:34
	Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... then sued the the council under health and safety
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	29 Aug 2019 06:37
	Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,577 Send Message	Allan	Report	30 Aug 2019 21:51
	Just accidentally paid for my shopping with my donor card; it’s cost me an arm and leg

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