things they would never have said

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Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 57,155 Send Message	'Emma'	Report	2 Oct 2014 17:38
	I would never have Plastic Surgery....Victoria Beckham
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	2 Oct 2014 17:46
	"Can we fix it? Yes we can. But it'll cost you an arm and a leg. And you might not see us for days or weeks on end" - Bob the builder
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	4 Oct 2014 23:14
	deviating, a little............... After several attempts, I've finally had sex with my girlfriend while on the back of a motorcycle......................It was a Triumph. A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion. "Did you kill that lion?" asks the Zulu. "Yeah, I beat it to death with my club," the pygmy replies. "Hell, you must have a big club," says the Zulu. "Yeah, there's about thirty of us." A girl just shouted me over on the beach. She said, "Hey gorgeous it's really hot. A great ball of fire has just landed in my garden. I thought to myself, "Goodness gracious."
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: October 2005 Posts: 23,596 Send Message	JoyBoroAngel	Report	4 Oct 2014 23:19
	no more animals--- who said that ME ;-) ;-)
	Researching: The birth of Middlesbrough
Member Since: July 2011 Posts: 1,288 Send Message	lavender	Report	5 Oct 2014 00:14
Member Since: July 2011 Posts: 1,288 Send Message	One likes one's beans on toast…Her Majesty
Member Since: August 2004 Posts: 1,647 Send Message	GinaS	Report	5 Oct 2014 09:31
	'we must all tighten our belts' - Charlie Haughey RIP The next day, a million Irish Pounds posted into his personal Bank account
	Researching: Haughton Brocken Unwin Tomsett Splane
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,593 Send Message	Allan	Report	5 Oct 2014 09:58
	Ok Guys, you can knock off work now. The long range weather forecast is for an extended dry period. Noah
Member Since: December 2007 Posts: 87,799 Send Message	Dermot	Report	5 Oct 2014 10:00
	"Begorrah, Irish Punts never meant a lot to me except when I hadn't any". (Charlie Haughey).
Member Since: January 2010 Posts: 57,155 Send Message	'Emma'	Report	5 Oct 2014 15:12
	You are a better singer than I am.......Cheryl Cole
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	5 Oct 2014 15:37
	Gordon Ramsey....... would you mind clearing up that mess..............please...?
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: July 2011 Posts: 1,288 Send Message	lavender	Report	6 Oct 2014 23:31
Member Since: July 2011 Posts: 1,288 Send Message	I'm taking the 25th off………Father Christmas ;-)
Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	7 Oct 2014 07:48
	:-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	7 Oct 2014 09:05
	while sharing the loaves and fishes,................would you like fries with this?
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,593 Send Message	Allan	Report	7 Oct 2014 09:17
	Mine is art with a capital F Salvador Dali
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	7 Oct 2014 09:24
	I produce rap with a silent c - Eminem
Member Since: February 2003 Posts: 24,533 Send Message	Bobtanian	Report	7 Oct 2014 09:45
	Arnold George Dorsey............ don't know why I changed my name, to Engelbert
	Researching: me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960
Member Since: March 2007 Posts: 95,593 Send Message	Allan	Report	7 Oct 2014 09:49
	No, somebody else wrote them Shakespeare

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