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Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 19:49

Bored with the housework, Alice threw down her duster, ran a comb through her hair and after applying a liberal coat of lippy she headed into town

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Sep 2014 19:52

For a kebab and it was then she realised she had forgotten her purse, she turned to the person behind her in the queue, pouted and

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 19:59

......did her best to give him the 'maiden in distress look'.

'What's up love ?' Said the man standing behind her.

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Sep 2014 20:06

She looks down to the floor, not wanting to look the man in the eyes due to embarrassment, as she does this she notices a ten pound note on the floor and stoops down to pick it up, as she does she

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 20:10

...she wonders if maybe the man has dropped it but her need is greater than his so as she hasn't got her purse she tucks it in her bra.

Excuse me, he says...

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Sep 2014 20:14

I think that was my tenner you just secreted in your underwear - she went red and

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Sep 2014 20:16

he says " I hope you don't mind me asking but " what shade is your lippy, its a fantastic colour, and just the type im looking for"

She smiles and says its Rimmels Burnt Red.........It glows in the dark

He smiles back and

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 20:26

(Ah at last reinforcements....Ann)

Glows in the dark, I bet it stops traffic at night. Do you mind if I just retrieve my tenner?

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 8 Sep 2014 20:35

the young boy standing be hind him say i wouldn't if i was you mate
you may get your hand lost down there

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Sep 2014 20:36

certainly not she said - there was only just room to slide a tenner in there - with that she walked away but as she was leaving she

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 20:41

Evening Shelly


..bumped into the door frame and knocked herself out.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Sep 2014 20:58

he put her in the recovery position and began mouth to mouth when her boy friend happened to pass by

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 8 Sep 2014 21:08

.. and said are you coming? there's a guy down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 21:12

The mouth to mouth ruined her lipstick but the thought of seeing Elvis made her struggle to her feet.

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 8 Sep 2014 21:24

evening wendy

and sing don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 8 Sep 2014 21:49

and was she realised with great horror then when she fell to the ground and lost her glasses she had just kissed her .....

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Sep 2014 23:29

dignity goodbye, and seeing as her apparel was all in a disarray, showing more cleavage than was good for the health of the onlookers who all.........

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 9 Sep 2014 00:07

passed out at such a sight just as

Dermot

Dermot Report 9 Sep 2014 07:52

Gordon Brown appealed for a Scottish 'No' vote because it was not his turn to buy a round of drinks

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 9 Sep 2014 10:19

just as it was announced that a new "british" royal baby is on its way, to bolster the lineage.....Alice heard the news and decided to.......