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Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 11:26

looks up there he is the man she is looking for tool smart and good looking
hello mr

Dermot

Dermot Report 11 Sep 2014 12:27

Pistorius.

Come home with me now that you have been cleared of murder. But, be careful, said Alice because where I live is notorious for burglary & I don't want any unpleasantness emanating from my newly refurbished bathroom.

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Sep 2014 12:39

:-S :-S

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 11 Sep 2014 12:41

Pardon Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Sep 2014 12:41

Can I have a double cornet with extra sprinkles

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 14:01

and don't ask anyone if they want crushed nuts :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 11 Sep 2014 14:06

cause the shells make such a mess and

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Sep 2014 14:08

She licks her lips and prepares for a

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 14:08

Mersey we posted at the same time ill edit so it make more sence

Edit :-D

lolly instead
but alice did not like this job and thought that maybe she should go
of to one of the bars for a nice relaxing drink.
so off she went but suddenly she remembered that

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Sep 2014 14:13

she had never mixed a cocktail in her life , she needed

Dermot

Dermot Report 11 Sep 2014 14:28

some feathery cocks to borrow their tails. But, like many farmyard animals, they are very shy & timid.

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 16:15

so alice was back on her travels but were to this time.

Dermot

Dermot Report 11 Sep 2014 16:24

now that Halfords no longer sell sausages

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 16:31

(LOL dermot now your taking the piddle :-D :-D :-D :-D)

alice thought yes that is a good idea ill open up a welsh sausage factory
so of she trots to wales on her new adventurer but first she has to get her self a new bike from halfords

Dermot

Dermot Report 11 Sep 2014 16:44

who were surprised to see her back again so soon

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 17:54

though getting a bike in her delicate condition was a bit foolhardy - nevertheless off she went using the cycle lanes and heading down south to Wales where there would be a welcome in the hillsides

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 18:10

alice did not land up in the hillside but some how on caldey island with the monks
and the caldey island is well known for its chocolate
and aice putting her hand on her belly were her little one is felt rather faint

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 11 Sep 2014 19:12

So she decided to sit on the side of the road and have a rest. After a while a shiny big car pulled up and to her surprise

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 19:16

one of the monks got out and ask alice if she was ok
as she was looking pal but with that alice started screaming with pain
o no not now please not now
the monk was now in a panic and dident no what to do so

Dermot

Dermot Report 11 Sep 2014 19:20

like all clergy, he disappeared with the Sunday collection.