General Chat

Discrimination ?????? :-|


I wanna be where the bar is so there :-P

Conrats on reaching 200....... :-D

A crate of bubbly at the next bus stop......... :-D :-D :-D :-D

T's OK, Barb - I've brought me bottle of Pudka with me! ;-) ;-) ;-)

GinN - Sorry - just a slip of my white gloved hands i'm afraid. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-)

Barbs - the drinks cabinet is halfway along the bus and it caters for everyone's drinking needs. It even has NEWKY Brown. ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D

GP

thanks Mr M.... :-D

Driver quick to the next stop, no dilly dallying .....Fly go get the porter to help with the crates...........Fizz is about to be sprayed :-D :-D :-D

:-D Hello you drunken lot :-D

Are you ready for the " can can " pull your knickers up, ready steady go :-D :-D :-D



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OANzLIuxhNo&list=RDTTJv4cPgnVE

I'm pigging knackered after all that, have you tried doing it in-charge of a zimmer frame :-0 :-0 :-0














Night Night Gang.
Shaun :-D :-D

Don't spray it, Mersey! :-0 :-0 What a waste!

Unless you spray it straight at my mouth, of course! :-D :-D ;-) ;-)


GP -don't be sorry, I'm sure you were just doing your job :-D :-D :-D ;-)

GiN you hear the man ROFLMAO :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

Night Shaun :-D :-D :-D :-D

Nite nite Shaun :-D :-D :-D

GP !! do I look like a girl who drinks Newky brown :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

KALINKA Shaun :-D :-D :-D :-D

Eeeeh! I can't do the CanCan! - I've forgotten me knickers! :-0 :-0 :-0

:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Lets raise a glass and an After Eight to our Emms "we miss ya Babes, Get well soon" <3 :-D <3 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

GinN - I could have told you that when I followed you up the stairs. :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Barbs - I think you would be suited to more sophisticated drinks. ;-) ;-) :-D

GP

To Emms - wish you were here to join in our fun- please get well soon :-) :-) :-)

Cheers, Pet <3 <3 <3

GP im sticking with me pepsi, but wouldnt say no to a sausage on a stick ;-) ;-)

DOWN THE DRAIN
(The twelve bottles of whisky)

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar... and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink... or else! So, I said I would... and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass... which I drank.

I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass... which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass... which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass... which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle.

Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine.

To make sure I counted them again... they came to seventy-four.

And as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses and bottles and corks and sinks and glasses counted, except one house and one cork... which l drank.

I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

Mersey - Your wish is my command - I have a well seasoned sausage just for you.
;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

GP

Can someone please pick Dermot up off the floor - and ask him if he's any good at driving a bus?
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D

Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D

Especially for Emms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZpgKvj2g5Y :-D :-D