General Chat

Thank you Mersey <3

**Ann** sending you so much love and hugs, and little hugs for the ickle ones....

Keep strong and always know we are here for you, our arms are always open
for you Chuck....... <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Just popping on to say happy 200th Mersey.

I wish every lovely person on this thread a Very Merry Xmas and a happy New Year, and if you get time during your busy Xmas day....give your loved ones a hug and tell them how much they mean to you.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

in the bin. :-D

Soz for late repondez, I was composing a bit of bedtime reading ;-) :-D :-D

Hiyaaaa Island .....where you bin hiding :-D ;-)

*Removes earplugs* phew, that's better :-D

I think Barb may have had a bit of a scare :-0

Not like me and you, mind you I did have a few naps ;-) ;-)

No bloomin' stamina, have they............! ;-) ;-) :-D

Tut tut tut ;-) ;-) ;-)

I think most of them did, Mersey - must have been all too exciting for them! :-D :-D ;-)

I think Auntie Barb nodded off :-S ;-) ;-)

Nite nite Fly and CT :-D :-D <3 <3


And the bus goes on it's way - :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Nitey~~~Nite Munckin2 and CT mwahhhhhhhhhh <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

popping back in to say 'night 'night and once again well done Mersey! <3

Storytime with gd who is staying over, so it's odds on that I'll be asleep before her ;-)
Shame it's a school day tomorrow and she can't stay up - she's good at doing the Conga!

Night Everyone enjoy your tour :-D :-D :-D :-D

Night Munchkin :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

Wend :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

<3 <3 Emms <3 <3

Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D

Especially for Emms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZpgKvj2g5Y :-D :-D

Can someone please pick Dermot up off the floor - and ask him if he's any good at driving a bus?
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D

Mersey - Your wish is my command - I have a well seasoned sausage just for you.
;-) ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

GP

DOWN THE DRAIN
(The twelve bottles of whisky)

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar... and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink... or else! So, I said I would... and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass... which I drank.

I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass... which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass... which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass... which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle.

Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine.

To make sure I counted them again... they came to seventy-four.

And as the house came by, I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses and bottles and corks and sinks and glasses counted, except one house and one cork... which l drank.

I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

GP im sticking with me pepsi, but wouldnt say no to a sausage on a stick ;-) ;-)