General Chat

Well I never GinN.
They were of Union Jack design anyway so they are in the right place. No wonder I have burn marks sliding down that pole and the wounds may never heal. I was going to wear my Northumbrian Tartan shorts but they would have clashed with Errols kilt. :-D :-D ;-)

GP

'Scolympians' - an odd unknown word used by Alex Salmond in his enthusiastic excitement following that great win at Wimbledon.

Is Mr Salmond as posh as he thinks he is?

Pops in .....NO Dermot...haha love your sense
of humour :-D :-D

Pops out again...now where did I put those sparkly
thingys that fit on to the end of ..... ;-)

I is back :-)

~~~~~ Paula <3

Geeeeeez its hot out there.... :-0

Mersey, Vot is it vating for? Hello All, nice and hot here today been out in the garden tidying up and cutting one of the lawns. had great laughs watching the bird flying through the fountain in the pond rather than wait to use the birdbath. :-D :-D

I would fly through a fountain if I could at the moment , lol :-D :-D

~~~~ Merls <3

It can be arranged

Afternoon Errol, Perhaps you can provide her with a Broom to match her Pointy Hat. :-D Turbo Charged with go faster stripes. :-D

Afternoon Mr Merlin
She may already have one

Actually I dont have a broom :-| :-P :-P

Modern witches travel by moped, I believe. :-D

They certainly do babes :-D :-D :-D

Doesn't their hat blow off?

Was that you last night passing through the moolight on a Lambretta :-D ;-)

GP

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

From Macbeth - a dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

Enter the three Witches.

1 WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
2 WITCH. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
3 WITCH. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
1 WITCH. Round about the caldron go;

In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
3 WITCH. Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.

Who are the other two witches, Then?

My hat is firmly stuck on me head....It goes everywhere with me :-D

GiN if it was pink then it was me...brummmmmmmmmm brummmmmmmmm pmsl

Dermot :-D

Didn`t you know Witch`s are actually Hells Angels.
Mersey usually rides a Harley.
Ya never heard the saying... like a Bat out of Hell?
:-D :-D :-D

Wakey, wakey! Has Mersey put a spell on everybody?

I'm just back in from the garden, my OH has been barbecueing - I could get used to this!

There's a bit of witch in every woman, so watch out you Lads!

Merry Meet, Mersey! :-D ;-)

I give takeys on the back at a price ;-) ;-)