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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:03
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Only for a couple of hours Malcolm???? I would have had to leave mine out for days lol
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 20,659 Send Message	maggiewinchester	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:38
	Slightly shorter 'poem' Pardon me for being so rude It wasn't me, it was my food Somethng in my stomach parted and, my dear, that's why I farted
	Researching: Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:41
	Pongo did it often
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:44
	OH puts Vicks up her nose when I get going
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 7,691 Send Message	Wend	Report	8 Oct 2012 18:49
	Me too JJ - the one I know is a real duvet lifter. Romance is not dead :-D
	Researching:
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 19:16
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	I am loving this. Stephen . :-D :-D :-D David .Poor E**** .I love Vick Sometimes you just can't help it :-D.Better out than in.
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 19:30
	Here I sit brokenhearted,spent 20p and only......
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 19:42
	Burnt toast is meant to help. A little gush of wind Straight from the heart; It tickled down my backbone And it's also called a fart. A fart can be useful; It gives the body ease, It warms the bed in winter And suffocates the fleas.
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:08
	YOU NOTICED YOU CAN NEVER SMELL YOUR OWN :-D
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 7,691 Send Message	Wend	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:09
	LOL at all the poems. What did one burp say to the other? . . . Let's be stinkers and go out the back way
	Researching:
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:13
	Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	Jane	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:16
Member Since: May 2007 Posts: 25,620 Send Message	I think we have all done that one David :-D
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:19
	I have....I cant lie!!! I was on a very quiet hospital ward :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:21
	I have just been asked did it echo down the passage OMG........i cant breathe :-D :-D :-D :-D <3
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:48
	Parrrp
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:56
	Marion!!! was that you or the pussycat :-D ;-)
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:59
	Was the cat.I dont do things like that ;-)
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	LollyWithSprinklez	Report	8 Oct 2012 20:59
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	Forget the cure David.....Think we all know there isn't one, Just invest in more scented candles!! OR.. Strike a match (works better in bathroom than any sprays) Love the poems.. haven't heard Stephens before :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	8 Oct 2012 21:02
	Are you telling porkies Marion ;-)...
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: November 2002 Posts: 12,949 Send Message	MarionfromScotland	Report	8 Oct 2012 21:04
	I'll never forget my then 8yr old son gave me a real red face. I thought I was being 'sneaky' very quiet,silent but deadly as the saying goes lol.when my son in a very loud voice said 'Mum was that you? The shop was crowded lol. Marion

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