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The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
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Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

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Member Since: March 2004 Posts: 11,687 Send Message	Merlin	Report	7 Oct 2012 14:24
	Yes, Pretty good was,nt I. :-D :-D :-D :-D.I may sign Autographs Later. :-D but only in Camelot ;-) ;-)
	Researching: Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 16,048 Send Message	Island	Report	7 Oct 2012 15:28
	David, just don the plaid and clench ye MucBootucks, Mrs D could fling you over her shoulder and pass you off as MucBagpipes :-D
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Member Since: January 2003 Posts: 49,504 Send Message	Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it	Report	7 Oct 2012 15:34
	NOPE it happens!! I often have embarrassing moments when I stand up and natural eruptions happen. I know being a bit on the plump side doesnt help BUT its a natural thing. The human body is designed to fart so as my mum would say "wherever you be let your wind go free" lol
	Researching: Surname Fahse. Germany. Essex .South East London My avatar is one of our wedding photos of 1957
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 443 Send Message	Malcolm	Report	7 Oct 2012 15:51
	To quote Bill Bryson (Love his books) "At Bath the waters were said to be good for flatulence and I nearly tried some but then I found out it PREVENTED flatulence. What an odd notion!"
	Researching: Robb, Purves, Rutherford, Bald - Scotland, Fife and Berwickshire.
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	7 Oct 2012 15:55
	Island............i need a Mcnappie!! :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: July 2004 Posts: 1,789 Send Message	Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend	Report	7 Oct 2012 15:58
	Shirley my mum use to say that too :-) My dad would say in church or in chapel let it rattle :-0
	Researching: The Family
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	7 Oct 2012 16:01
	I let off a few loud ones at the vets last week. It's not related to what I eat,but if I drink too fast I get burps or farts :-S
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: September 2003 Posts: 16,048 Send Message	Island	Report	7 Oct 2012 16:07
	Is that why you were at the vets david?
	Researching: I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	7 Oct 2012 16:14
	No took the cat
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: March 2005 Posts: 443 Send Message	Malcolm	Report	7 Oct 2012 16:24
	My Granny used to say "Better an empty Hoose than a bad tenant" when she'd let off.
	Researching: Robb, Purves, Rutherford, Bald - Scotland, Fife and Berwickshire.
Member Since: April 2006 Posts: 3,547 Send Message	David	Report	7 Oct 2012 16:40
	My Father used to say there's s*** behind that :-D
	Researching: Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand.
Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 7,691 Send Message	Wend	Report	7 Oct 2012 16:43
	On a gravestone in a churchyard somewhere: Where e'er you be, let your wind go free, For the keeping of the fat was the death of me!* Edit to add - off to carry on doing my colouring in
	Researching:
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,663 Send Message	Suzanne	Report	7 Oct 2012 21:44
	Far---g if its lasted for a while could be a sign that not all well in the bowel and small intestine so go to the dr,but please take my advise and try not to fa-t in the consulting rm because your dr really wont like it,if alls well at the drs then my advise is to stay clear of your 15pints of lager and a vindaloo on a sat night.if far-ing continues stop eating beans and put a cork in it. :-D
	Researching: price,lambert,goodlass,mcdonald
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	7 Oct 2012 21:48
	Pulling a finger seems to release the gases :-D :-D :-D ;-)
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	7 Oct 2012 21:49
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	If you didn't let the gasses out you could explode :-S :-S
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,663 Send Message	Suzanne	Report	7 Oct 2012 21:56
	thats not true MR MAGOO you can only explode if you take a lighter and set fire to your bum :-D
	Researching: price,lambert,goodlass,mcdonald
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	MR_MAGOO	Report	7 Oct 2012 22:01
Member Since: May 2003 Posts: 9,629 Send Message	Take your word on that Suzanne...........visions :-S :-D
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,663 Send Message	Suzanne	Report	7 Oct 2012 22:03
	SO IM TOLD :-D :-D
	Researching: price,lambert,goodlass,mcdonald
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	LollyWithSprinklez	Report	7 Oct 2012 22:09
Member Since: May 2009 Posts: 3,916 Send Message	Don't try this at home Many a casualty patient has :-(
Member Since: October 2004 Posts: 3,663 Send Message	Suzanne	Report	7 Oct 2012 22:12
	YES quite right Libby a teenagers burnt raw ars- is quite a sight :-D
	Researching: price,lambert,goodlass,mcdonald

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