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Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 22 Jun 2012 15:17

have I done to deserve this?, is it because I am

lilybids

lilybids Report 22 Jun 2012 17:00

of a certain age and

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 22 Jun 2012 17:06

can no longer trust

lilybids

lilybids Report 22 Jun 2012 17:25

his instincts but once he gets back to Bonnie Scotland he should be

Cooper

Cooper Report 22 Jun 2012 19:48

well on his way to winning the national lottery/and or the bingo and

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 22 Jun 2012 20:45

then he pulled himself together and began to try and think rationally - after all, he knew which way Scotland was - perhaps one of the many lorries coming off the ferry was going North, so he had a scout around and found one which was

Barbra

Barbra Report 22 Jun 2012 20:58

Going his way he lifted his

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 22 Jun 2012 22:30

poor bruised neeps, his chafed thighs and tattered tatties into the cab and sank back in the set with a huge sigh of relief - "I'm on my way home at long long last" he thought and then

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 23 Jun 2012 09:08

the driver said . Sorry mate I have a puncture you will have

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 23 Jun 2012 09:59

to either help me or start walking.

At that moment there was a terrible rumbling......... and Eldrick realised he had not eaten for three days!

Nothing to hand but onions, neeps & spuds. So he sank his teeth into an onion!

Blinded by tears, Eldrick said to the driver

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 23 Jun 2012 10:05

Oh gawd !! that was painful will have to

lilybids

lilybids Report 23 Jun 2012 11:42

go and wash me mouth out,while doing so he had a great idea,why not go to the D H S and sign on for job seekers allowance others do it went dropped by a lorry so then he could

♥†۩ Carol   Paine ۩†♥

♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ Report 23 Jun 2012 12:05

after all. somehow he had got back into England without a passport. In fact when he felt into his pockets the only thing he did have in them was

Merlin

Merlin Report 23 Jun 2012 13:12

A couple of Withered Neeps,but a thought came?? maybe I should exploit my problems and emigrate to Egypt where I can get a decent job as a Eunock in a Harem, with all the tips that will come I should be able to return home in style with lots of lolly and a new set of neeps and prestige of being

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 23 Jun 2012 14:08

although I will have lost my

Merlin

Merlin Report 23 Jun 2012 14:13

Teeth I can get by with

Juneoftheroses

Juneoftheroses Report 23 Jun 2012 14:18

Liquidised food , it comes in

Merlin

Merlin Report 23 Jun 2012 14:21

Barrels from John Smiths,and you can get it by the yard if you are prepared to

Allan

Allan Report 23 Jun 2012 21:50

put in the hard yards. On his way he passed a ten pin bowling alley and he realised that life wasn't all beer and skittles.

But the siren song of Scotland still sung in his ears, as did the trumpet voluntary: he hadn't noticed until that moment that he was using an ear trumpet.

Once more he turned north, using a bottle of John Smith's Magnet pale ale as a compass, and manfully strode on

lilybids

lilybids Report 24 Jun 2012 09:16

This was not the weather for hitch-hiking,but he plodded on through rain and wind wishing he had