General Chat

what a shower !!

you should all be up and standing by your beds, bouncing pennies off the covers by now !!

it really won't do for people to be lazing in bed - don't you know there's a war on ?!?!

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signing in for duty
"hides mucky boots and missing button"
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I've just been to the mess hall, ma'am. Give us a break!

Sue xx

Reporting for duty SAH!!!!!


I'm of to do a bit of recruiting down the local co op soon....

SueMaid, the mess hall isn't a place to go and make a mess dearie.....

*casts mind back to Mickey Mouse duvet covers..... all the rage in the Officers mess with all the young subalterns*


*sighs* wouldn't be able to bounce a penny off them, Maz!!

Right..... *does girl Guide salute thingy* here, hangover-less, and reporting for duty!!

Are we going out on manouvers (sp)??? I lurve them.... oh, and the assault course is ready.... had to dig the tunnelly thing a bit deeper, cos of our, erm, accoutrements.... Mo's tassels would have got stuck!! ;¬)) And I have padded the rope thing so no nails will be broken, nor varnish chipped.

And... now get this everyone.... I have got a team of experts awaiting our arrival at the end of the assault course... with sauna, deep massage, hair stylists and other beauty experts to make sure we all look good on afternoon march practice.

Love

Daff xxxx

Which assault course? The High Street or Tescos? LOL Either is bad on a Saturday morning....

wmsl.......... yeh!! All of them.... no pain, no gain!!

I reckon the trolley dash, and the *push your way past the families on a day out in the freezer section* bits will be the testing point... what say you?

wmsl... do you want to do my shopping for me? Seeing as you're going out anyway! ;¬))

Love

Daff xxxx

Hmm, the queue at the bakery counter could be rather testing.

err.....NO...to your last question Daff.....get up and do it yerself.

*pouts*

Oh well..... lol

*practices swishing and flouncing, ready for parading our new uniforms of pink silk from Saville Row*

Love

Daff xxxx

This army is conspicuous by its absence.

Jean,
I am in your army now! with you every step of the way.

I keep thinking of the song
"We're in the army now,
We're in the army now"

but then when I try to think of the next line, all I can come up with is

"I bought a piana for two and a tanner
I'm in the army now!"

Somehow I just don't think that this is correct, but I just can't stop singing it.
Sending you positive thoughts and hugs,
Tess

Well.... I am in training!! Oh.... and in camoflage, so I am supposed to look like I am not there, only I am, really...... erm......

*practises another swish*

*raises hand*

Um. About the whole pink thing ........

Can I be excused pink?

I have a doctor's note.

Gwynne.

If we were in camouflage, surely pink wouldn't work on here...shouldn't we be in a shade of peppermint green?

Camouflage?????????????????

I don't do chav either.

*Frets that the army life is not for her*

Gwynne

It is very pretty camoflage, Gwynne, really!!

TW... you ask any ex Army wife about the camoflage chair covers.... I kid you not... purple and lilac, oranges were another... greens, and then *smiles at Gwynne* reds and pinks... really, ask Gwyn in Kent... she'll tell you!!

Love

Daff xxxxx

*reaches for smelling salts*

I have synaesthesia, show some mercy.

Red and pink?

*faints*

*hands over smelling salts and designer shades*


Oops! Sorry..... I forgot that!

Maybe we could ask for red satin uniforms, then?

Well I dont want to be picky............................but I dont
suit pink either - a nice blue/turquoise would be my choice, if asked...............which I wont be! )))

Jac xxx

Morning Ladies and Gents.
It looks like we are getting into some kind of organised mess.

We need specific jobs allotted.

Please sign up for a job that you are very good at.
As Jeans Army on General has disappeared, it is up to us to do double duty.
Deb