General Chat

Lobs spuds at Granny
My uniform is perfect i will have you know Granny
Polishes sequins and wobbles tassels

never seen sequins that big!

Thanks Marion, but are you not joining me

Flicks tassel in Grannys face,stands to attention and salutes Jean

walks on carryin cage wiv me old cock linet init,

singin the ole lambaf walk

cor!! wat a loada e'rberts for a barmy army.:}

Erm.... I just joined up on the other army... can I be in two?

Gwynne, ignore them, you look stunning.... you too, Mo, but do be careful with them tassels, you could put someone's eye out!

*starts decorating tin hat with flowers and pretty patterns*

Love

Daff xxxxx

Marches in with a string of rather poorly looking firemen which I found in BC's cupboard under the stairs. Dunno how long they've been there, but there's a window cleaner with a morbid fear of blue gingham with them....


Stand to attention men...your country needs YOU

*grins hugely and starts fattening firemen up with cookies and cake from Dawnie's coffee morning thread*

I thought we changed the curtains to yellow gingham?...... Yuk, what do you reckon's turned 'em blue?

Love

Daff xxxx

Reporting for duty.....Can we sing?.....Pack up yer trubbles in yer old kit bag tra la la

You lead us then Susan!!

I really sorry ladies im gonna have to stop for a bit me sciatica is playing up

**** knock knock****

Can I please enrol -????

Ready to put on tin hat, and start singing !!!! ( badly and out of tune )

Or in tune once the booze starts flowing at the end of a long day - at least I think I'm in tune !!!


Come on Jean the troops are here and ready to go into battle xxxx

Elvis walk's in ..

They give us a room
with a view of the beautiful Rhine
They give us a room
with a view of the beautiful Rhine
Gimme a muddy old creek
in Texas any old time

I've got those hup, two, three, four
occupation G.I. Blues
From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes
And if I don't go stateside soon
I'm gonna blow my fuse

We get hasenpfeffer
and black pumpernickel for chow
We get hasenpfeffer
and black pumpernickel for chow
I'd blow my next month's pay
for a slice of Texas cow

We'd like to be heroes,
but all that we do here is march
We'd like to be heroes,
but all that we do here is march
And they don't give the Purple Heart
for a fallen arch

I've got those hup, two, three, four
occupation G.I. Blues
From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes
And if I don't go stateside soon
I'm gonna blow my fuse

The frauleins are pretty as flowers
But we can't make a pass
The frauleins are pretty as flowers
But we can't make a pass
Cause they're all wearin' signs saying:
"Keepen sie off the grass"

I've got those hup, two, three, four
occupation G.I. Blues
From my G.I. hair to the heels of my G.I. shoes
And if I don't go stateside soon
I'm gonna blow my fuse

Happy to sign up for this one!

Marching boots on and ready for duty Ma'am.

Carolyn
xx

I'm joining - but with one proviso!

I dont have to wear those scratchy knickers! me skin's not settled since the last time I wore 'em and Jean is simply fed up of watching me scratch me a*****!!!

Jac xxx

*signs up from Westest Wales too*

Sorry SM you'll have to shout louder I have earplugs in cos I have heard that Susan with numbers sing and I only have two eardrums :-))

*salutes and falls over*

*note to self use the other hand*

Mwaaahhh (not a military term)

Sue xx

Sue, I have a mental image of Benny Hill now....PMSL

lol TW, that doesn't fit in with my Jo Brand vocals ;-))

*drags daughter's dog in as the Regimental Mascot*

Sorry I couldn't get a goat, they were all busy!

Saluting here as well as in the general army, fighting side by side.

Marches smartly onwards with Jean....unlikemost of the shower lol


Mwahhhh Jean xxxxxxxxx