General Chat

Stevie stop whipping the crowds so hard....you'll get blood all over Carla's new dress....

Oh no, Bob the builder is after more money again.

Whips Bob instead......That'll show him.....more money indeed.

Carla gets out of limo, straightens Keiths crown (its a bit big and keeps falling over her eyes)
Walks sedatly as she can to this wail of music down the long red carpet.
Stops and turns round to address the crowd ( Stevie can you quieten them from all that cheering so I can speak......Barbara can you stop the band playing I think they got a bit carried away with the ragtime)

Right Quiet you lot

Dwayne stop tinkling now pet

Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Queen Carla...

'lovely crown love'

Slips Keith toupee back under his crown..............ooops it back to front sorry. lol

Okay Your Queenship hope you've got a good speech ready...it's all yours...take it away Queenie yeeeeaaaahhhh

Keep back you lot !!............give the lady room to speak.

Brian, I saw those wandering hands........Thwaaack

:o))

Well done Stevie, your'e a dab hand with that whip...used one before have you? lol

Where's she gone now....

Welcome everyone on this bright and sunny morning to the opening of
" CHATTERWORTH" the first ever grand fallout shelter.
Chatterworth is fully fitted out with anything you may need to survive for at least 5 years. This includes resterants, hospitals, farms, brewery, Gym, Heated swimming but to name a few.
I would like to take this oppertunity to thank jgee and barbara for all their hard work not forgetting Stevie who gave up so much of his sleep last night.

Well here goes (turns round to face chatterworth.)

(Turns back) oh and if any of you have got flyers please see Stevie or myself afterwards)

(turns back )

I NOW DECLARE CHATTERWORTH OPEN..........snip snip

Cheers erupts from vast crowd................

Look out they're surging forward now.

Ooo me crown.....where are you all...I cant see.....

Yeahhhhhhh, nice speech

clap clap clap clap....................clap clap clap, band starting up again....

Right I'm off to get my penthouse suite, before the riffraff get in, come on Stevie, here's the key to yours, Carla and Joan, we're all in the penthouse suites....

Run you three, this way....follow me, I had the builders put in this exclusive lift just for us.........forget the crown Carla it's only made of tin anyway....

Will do, I located the blonde masseurs en-suite next to mine. lol

whispers to Stevie....... you know what to do if anyone comes to you with flyers......... sort them out as discreetly as you can and sneek them through the garden gate to their accomodation...........we'll split the dosh later.

er dosh...what dosh?

Thank goodnesss we're in the penthouse I put Keith on the 3rd floor yesterday.

dosh????

Barbara you need your ears checked luvvy. I was telling Stevie that the front step needs a wash........... i noticed a blob of paint. Now dont you worry about it Barbara ,Stevie said he would ask the cleaners to clean it up.