General Chat

Captain there is a long queue here ,all waiting for a lesson.
Aye you lot ,stop pushing in .I am next.Wait your turn.Nicely please.

Helen
Put your right hand here
and you left hand there (NOT THERE)

Oh alright, but not sure you will be able to steer one handed

It's just the rum Christine just the rum

Now where are the stowaways - have decided to send them down to stoke the boilers as we don't seem to have any sails.

Christine,would you like to borrow one of my fans.I have several to choose from.Or I have magicool spray.
But it's expensive so can only have a little squirt.

I could keep the ship going on my power surges.Maybe we could all join forces .That would save some fuel and help the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half the bottle you say mmmm,it feels like its nearly empty.
You can always buy me a new one back home.Yes in Boots

Magicool - um think I could do with some of that - getting bit hot under collar..

Have we all enjoyed a siesta and recharged the old batteries for tonight.I may have a flutter in the casino.Only thing is I have never done it before.I can pull a handle on 1 armed bandits but that is my limit.Any pro's amongst us to give me some tips?

Christine! you are on your hols.You can't be doingH********k

Maz,how could you make suggestions like that.I think Italian waiters would expect more than a fluttering lash or brow!!

They are all handsome Maz!!!!!!!! which one do you mean.
If I flutter at all of them they will think I have some terrible affliction .(and I really don't,honest).

What someone with a terrible affliction - quick get her into the sick bay - let the ships doctor give her something for it !!!

This ship seems to have more stowaways than paying passengers - Think I will turn it into a Roman galley and put them all to rowing the oars.

I'm fine Captain,I'm fine.Truly I am.Don't make me go to the sick bay.I don't want to miss the Krankies.

Calling all passengers

The ship has hit some hidden rocks and might be sinking so The Captain is abandoning ship.

Thinks the ship might have been heading for a long (enforced) GR holiday.

Hope you all survive and we will be sure to meet up again.

~~~~~~~ glug glug glug ~~~~~~

OMG ,who will look after us now?
We Will Survive.We are a tough bunch.
Who has got some polyfilla then.Looks like we have a few holes to plug.
Who can hold their breath long enough to do the job.
It was that b***y iceberb,or was it the icepick that BC was weilding!!!!!!!!!

"drags in booze and nibbles

i said NIBBLES captain nothing more lol


so were we of to now????

.......plug the holes with the Sailors, they don't call them Jack Tars for nothing.....

It better be somewhere with no icebergs!How about Venice.We could meet some lovely Gondaliers.!