General Chat

Christine ,Sheikh Alegge sounds interesting.Have you met him before?

Helen
Joy has been casting aspersions 'bout me

"drags BC of the captain"

hav some decorum "tuts" wait till hayley hears about this

"flutters eyes twirls hair"

well mr captain

how u doingggggggggg

pmsl captain

Christine lovely lady have we met before???


First night out at sea and wonder if Captain can survive the voyage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Decides if necessary he will die in the attempt (what a way to go)

Batten down the hatches now.Let's see where we wake up tomorrow!!!!!!!!Could be interesting.
Don't forget the KRANKIES tomorrow night.

Christine
Wonder if you might be confusing me with my good friend Lord Lusty. He recently attended a lovely masked ball - told me he had a lot of fun.

This is the Captain speaking

In view of the bad weather that is approaching rapidly suggests all passengers retire to their cabins

The Captain will personally check that everyone is comfortable and reassure those that might be worried about the bad weather.

Oooh Captain ,I will make sure cabin door is on the latch.It is good to be reassured.I will sleep well then.

Helen I can assure you and all other (lady) passengers of my very best personal attention at all times, especially when it gets a bit rough !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whose for Extras

*wakes up....are we there yet?

Ahoy there shipmates!!!!!!!Anyone up for a jog round the deck?
No! did I hear.Great I will just sit here with my fresh
ly squeezed juice and admire the view.I think we may be sailing into Naples.
I'm off to the B salon for head massage and manicure.
I'm not sure what deck its on.Never mind ,the crew are so wonderful they will put me right.

"walks on deck holding head in hand"

ohhhh i got a cyber hangoverrrrrrrrrr

can someone stop the ship please its making want to hurl

"runs to side of the ship"

*lifts lid off empty Rum barrel, looks around and steps out*

....glad I decided to stowaway this cruise looks like a lorra lorra laffs...sees Christine studying Captain's log and First Mate's itinerary....

"trips christine up"

no it all lol


"goes and lays on lounger"

Hiya its me - I have stowed away in the life boat PMSL.

Whats everyone doing today - someone get me something to eat I am starving *checks around for captain*

Did not have time to pack bag - looks rather out of place in me shell suit lol

Tina xx

Captain staggers on deck having spent all night ensuring his passengers were comfy.

Feels shattered - never knew how much hard work it could be to comfort so many.

Ere! I ave stowed away - cant have two stow aways lololololol

(sorry Mau, did not read all through thread).

Tina the stow-away-harpist xx

passes tina a pina colada

hello hunny watch out for th ecaptain hes a norty boy

Quick hide Mau, the Captains on deck, we dont want to walk the plank! lol