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get sick of datin gbeing slapped in your face

its on tv, music chanels,
(text a girl in your area now,)
omg i just browsed music last night

now on here
side panel comes up with

" dating "

last night also i flicked thru channels to find a programe
of a couple who were gona meet after chattin online , an meet for first time

it seems to be there all the time

I decided to have a look on a Dating website about a year or so ago - what weird people on there - I paid a month's membership and that was far too long - got some photos of people who had been looking at my profile - yuck - they would have had to have six bags on their heads in case one came off!!!

lmao ann
thats cheered me up

its mad isnt it,
you wana buy um a mirror dont you, or say argggggggggh you liar

how true Joan - only women seem to have "intimate" areas

eggsactly
i wonder dont men suffer constipation, hmm
and maybe something to make um aim straight, after all the toilets big enough, they can pee in a bottle but cant pee in a toilet!!!!!!whats all that about

and why should women need pads and put up with leaks , in this day and age they pay for a health service that should fix things like that,
doh,
arrrrrrrrrgh fell off soap box

hope you didn't pee yourself when you fell off that box Julie Ann - if you did, may I recommend Tena Lady!!!!

arr but theres a new one now
one that blend in with wall paper, whats it called
by always init,

and no i didnt pee me self,
im ok honest

ang on , dont appologise,
we never appologised to anyone who wears tenas

And why is it that they only do adverts with men pushing the lawn mower around and doing diy things?

My ex didnt even know where the lawmower lived let alone push it around (note I said ex)

there was the ad for testicular checking that was on for men.

I think it's more that women are less likely to pretend they don't have a problem and get a solution. However, I find it unlikely that women sit around and mention their "bowel stuff" in a wine bar or coffee shop...I know I certainly don't.

Hell, I've only just got over saying the smear word without whispering and only vaguely pronouncing it. LOL.

hmm and the little wifey sat smiling admiring his grass cuttin

I thought it was supposed to be the age of equality!

But really would you want to see a man putting on roll-on underneath his hairy armpit. Or seeing a bloke with Tena for Men tucked into their knickers - can you imagine the inflated ego they would get with the extra padding up front!

Also all the sun oil/creams - they are all women with next to nothing on. What about the new M&S advert - which is driving me up the wall with the lighthouse - why are they doing cartwheels - why cant we have a few men in that advert - dont M&S sell clothes for men these days?

oooh you got me at it now - the soap box is getting higher! LOL

Tina xx

SS you mean you dont mouth the word, lip read style

trouble is the light house keepers scarperd cos theres so many women, acting like rabied dogs

Oh and yeah the dating ads drive me a bit nutty on account of being perpetually single.

you are so right Joan - let's have some ads for trusses - and let's hear about men having problems with erections!!! I know it's embarrassing but it happens just as stress incontinence in women happens - we're always seeing ads from the likes of Clare Rayner pushing Always panty liners etc. but nothing about men's intimate problems and let's face it, they must have them Circumcisions, no one ever talks about those - could it be that most programme producers are men?

Summer - if you'd looked at what was on offer on Dating Direct you'd be down on your knees thanking God you;re single - believe me hun, they were gross!!!

god knows
does yur edd in though dont it

use to see an ad on for men with erectile disfunction probs,
called loving you dot com
thye stopped um quick though

Ann, I've been on other dating sites, and yeah...it's always the older ugly guys who think they're gods gifts. Although I did meet a cute young man on one but I fell ill and lost touch with him.

And dear god I get enough of erection problems etc in those spamming emails. LOL.

Youre right Ann my sister joined one and I asked why she was bothering ....after I got up off the floor. Ive never seen so many pervy looking people in my life lol

I've been offered a larger penis on many occasions!! I wonder who's going to report this thread now!!!!!! Great innit!!