Quizzes and Games

GO NOW is what she should do and KEEP ON RUNNIN' before they TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE.

But LADY IN RED told Vincent FOOL OF YOU THINK IT'S OVER because WE ONLY JUST BEGUN and YOUR MY WORLD so BABY WONT YOU LIGHT MY FIRE till we walk UNDER THE BOARDWALK

FOOLS RUSH IN said Vinny realising that Val was a YOUNG GIRL prone to JUMP into things.
They DON'T TALK ANYMORE

Sally was worried about Billy and cried BILLY DON'T BE A HERO. as he threatened to go to WAR on WILD HORSES. He stopped and asked WHAT YOU}RE PROPOSING in the RAIN isn't possible I ask you IS THERE A BETTER WAY , She answered yes but it's JAM SIDE DOWN and you will need MY BIG FAT MAMA who TWENTY WILD HORSES couldn't move,

For Valerie it was a case of FOOLS RUSH IN where angels fear to tread. Now Valerie had SUSPICION and went to the DOCTOR DOCTOR (so good they named him twice! :-D)

She said.."Oh Doctor I'm in trouble! :-(" "WELL GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME!" was his reply.

She went looking for Vincent- THE MAN THAT GOT AWAY and found him DOWN AT THE OLD BULL AND BUSH!

Valerie confronted Vincent- "I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU" she says "oy...DADDY DON'T YOU WALK SO FAST!" :-| :-| :-| as Vincent tried to escape like a rat in a RAT TRAP :-0 :-| :-|

eventually they all met up and said THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Meanwhile, back at the COPACABANA.. JOLENE still had her eye on COTTON EYED JOE who LUCILLE had left with a crop in the field.

She said.."IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING and once more the dawning just woke up the wanting in me! ;-) ;-) ;-)

But Cotton Eyed Joe replies-" THAT'S THE LAST THING ON MY MIND!":-| :-| :-|

A shocked Jolene screams "HEY JOE....Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"....."Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady,
you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.Huh! And that ain't too cool." answers Joe :-0 :-0 :-0 (lyrics by Jimi Hendrix)

Fearing for Lucille, the 4 hungry children and the crop in the field, Jolene calls THE HIGH SHERIFF OF HAZARD! "GET HERE if you can!" she appeals.:-0 :-0 :-| :-|

"PUT THE GUN DOWN" shouts the Sheriff as Joe had his BACK AGAINST THE WALL! :-| :-| :-|
Joe cries.. "WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN and she's UNFAITHFUL...it makes you CRAZY!:-( :-( :-(

So what happens next?........

Deciding it was only 24 HOURS TO TULSA, she got A TICKET TO RIDE. But got on the wrong train and ended up in NEW YORK,NEW YORK. Where it was scary as the GHOSTBUSTERS were walking the streets, shouting I PREDICT A RIOT. But Bruce Springsteen was in concert and he calmed the crowd singing BORN IN THE USA. But a girl called DELILAH who was a SEX BOMB climbed on to the stage, and decided to sing NO BODY DOES IT BETTER. Bruce said LETS DANCE, so they waltzed through the crowd and soon everyone was DANCING IN THE STREET.

Undaunted, along with Bruce and his entourage , they boarded a YELLOW SUBMARINE, and drifted ALONG ON A CREST OF A WAVE, until they reached AN ISLAND IN THE SUN. I've always wanted to go to BARBADOS said Bruce.....I a told the best hotel is THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA where the GIRL FROM IPANEMA sings BABY ITS COLD OUTSIDE, whilst we are HAVING A HEATWAVE !!!

Meanwhile, Cotton Eyed Joe was languishing in an AUSTIN PRISON, after being found GUILTY of attempted murder of Lucille!

Conspiring with his cellmate he plots..."WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE! if it's the last thing we ever do!"

"SHOW ME THE WAY"..begs his cellmate!
"BREAKOUT!" encourages Joe, "I'LL BE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY!"

Joe's cellmate was BAD- a SMOOTH CRIMINAL!....Not an INNOCENT MAN but a DANGEROUS one! His name was BIG BAD JOHN! :-0 :-0 :-0

The pair waited for their chance to BEAT IT!

to be continued.....

however they shouted HELP when they couldn't swim the RIVERS OF BABYLON so they said they would be LEAVING ON A JET PLANE , their families would sing WELCOME HOME when they returned IN THE YEAR 2525

But their leader said I WANNA GO HOME, so looking at timetables for TRAINS AND BOATS AND PLANES, it wasnt EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING, no one was answering the phone.....Until one operator answered and JOLENE said HELLO IS IT YOU I AM LOOKING FOR .......the man at the other end of the line was A SMOOTH OPERATOR, and asked her CAN I HELP ! How relieved she was, MAYBE BABY she would be home soon

VALERIE, waited patiently for her friend to CALL ME, but nothing happened , was she still waiting for THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA to arrive ? They had met at the COPACABANA, and always said YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND, but their SISTERS had intervened. VALERIE said to PEGGY SUE, that since meeting her TIME GOES BY
so quickly.....

A TOWN CALLED MALICE

was on the way so, A BOY CALLED SUE, climbed aboard THE LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE...After all the trouble caused by MAC THE KNIFE,, it was like there had been EIGHT DAYS A WEEK.,

In which to ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK

We have all the time in the world, sang Sally, down in her Alley, its just another Brick in the Wall........And Time goes so Slowly when you are in the Chain Gang.

but wearing Blue suede Shoes, just shows that you have a Wooden Heart........
tied around with Blue Velvet.........

Maybe its because I'm a Londoner.....Sittin in the back seat with.......Fred

Sure is Misty, in a foggy Day in ole London town.......tis Why I'm Leavin ole London Town........

Of all the gin joints in all the world...........play it again, Sam play Misty,

one day there will be Blue Skies, nothing but blue skies, until the days dwindle down, in the September Song

So I'M LEANING ON A LAMPOST waiting for DAISY,DAISY, who is driving along THE ROAD FROM HELL. When she arrives TIME WILL BE ON MY SIDE. I shall remind her about MOONLIGHT IN VERMONT and then .......

SMILE and SEND IN THE CLOWNS plus OLIVER'S ARMY.... I PREDICT A RIOT !