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BALLAD OF POOR URNY ...part 1

You could catch a sound of hoof bumps pound, as racing across ground,
And rumpus of circular gyratory things during spinning 'round and 'round.
And galloping into Shopping Road, his ID upon his torso,
His monica was Urny, and Urny drohv a fast North Milkcart, morso :-S

Now Urny <3 a widow, a lady known as Mau,
Who was solitary in Riddly Road at no. 24.
Folk said Mau was too good for him, Mau was haughty, proud and chic,
But Urny got his cocoa, in that flat, four nights a wk.

Folk shout out Urny,~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Urnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
As Urny drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.

Story following on soon :-D :-D :-D

ORIGINAL SONG LYRICS- Sung by B*nny Hill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

Now that's funny :-D :-D :-D

Drinking my Horlicks so not long off zzzzzz
Didn't do much forty winks last night, was up at 5... dropping now.

Goodnight 'Mima

Good Night Myk

zzzzzzzzzzzz soundly :-)

BALLAD OF URNY ...Part 2

Mau's idiosyncrasy was to soak in milk, Urn said, "All right, My Mau,"
And following his shift that night, as Urn was loading up to go-
Urn said, "Do you want it Past ur iis? 'Cos Past ur iis is optimum,"
Mau said, "Urn, I will b happy if it fills up past my bosom.":-0 :-0 :-0

That was tickling old Urny, :-D:-D :-D :-D :-D (Urnyyyyyyyyyyy)
......As Urn drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.


Now Urny had a rival, a villainous no-good man :-| :-| :-|
Known as Big Bad Bob from Bobbington who drohv a Doughman’s van.
Bob was tantalising Mau with currant buns and with tasty custard tart,
Voluminosity of Bob’s pasty almost caught Mau’s <3

Mau did start to swoon at his macaroon! Bob said "If you approach it right ,
I’ll bring hot rolls for your morning snack and toasty muffins at night."
Knowing Mau would try his Victoria Sandwich, Bob would win his naughty way,
Cos all poor Urny had for Mau was a pint of milk a day.

Poor Urny :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( (Urnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
......though Urn drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.

1 lunch hour Bob saw Urny’s nag and cart at Mau’s front door :-S :-S
It drohv him mad to find it still by Mau’s at half past four
And jumping down out from his van, fury making him act silly, :-| :-| :-|
Bob ran across to Urny’s cart and didn’t half kick his filly :-0 :-0 :-0

Whose name was Sparky, (Sparkyyyyyyyyy)
Who was pulling a fast Milkcart in North Lancs.


Stay on this yarn for Part 3 ;-)

'Mima I don't know how you do it.
My brain is awash.
I couldn't find so many synonym words .

Up too long last night....zzzzzzzzz too long this morning, must turn in at a mor fitting hour tonight.

Did you c the bit I just put in Myk?

Just brilliant 'Mima

Almost chaos just now as I put my Blu-tack on wrong symbol. :-S
That would land I in hot H2o if I didn't spy it b4 I did writing.

Waiting for rain to start in Lancs.
Still warm and sunny but warning on tv of bad stuff on its way.
Hoping warning is wrong.
Don't want bat & ball stumping match to abandon at Old Trafford.

My long lost Granny is on it's way Myk!

Strong Wind B*rtha :-D :-D

Got to go now. C you anon :-) :-)

Urny was good, two lots of nuptuals dun now, should not hav any now till 2015. Wos missing chat with you all,,,,how r you ....sunny thing in sky must stay a lot longa luv warmth tho not thunda storms and rain .....

WahHay.... Colourful Digits is back :-D

Nothing drastic you should know about.
Much similar to b4
'Mima hit many things containing plonk.
Allan still causing havoc with miscounting and cross posting.
GP missing symbols and hiding so as not to incur wrath.

I ? ... I'm packing for flight in 4 days, so can I count on you C.D. to crack whip during my holiday.?
Don't want chaos again similar to days I was abandoning my post and going to Cymru .

Hi Jan Colourful Digits :-) :-)

Glad you and Myk r both having fun with Urny!!!!

Part 3 will b along soon :-D

Stumping match a wash out today.
But golf still going strong.

Lots of cash ran through my digits today.. shopping, booking flights and paying bills.
Also mum having nu fangs which will cost an arm and a limb.

Not to worry... it's only cash !

BALLAD OF URNY ......... Part 3

Now Urny darts into Riddly Road, his gold top in his hand,
Urn said, "If you want to marry Mau, you'll fight just like a man.":-| :-| :-|
"Us two should now play cards for Mau!" said Bob with words that stank,
“And just to make it gripping, why not a shilling on t'flank ;-)” (Bob was from Yorks!)

Now Urn did drag him from his van and blazing mad in sun,
Two maniacs stood glaring and Bad Bob did draw his bun.:-| :-| :-| :-|
But Urny was too quick for Bob, No way could Urny miss,
A strawb’ry-flavour yogurt hit it spinning from his fist.

Now Mau, in running panic, to part silly boys did try, :-0 :-0
But Urny would not mind Mau, and so a rock bun hit him in his i !
As Urn looks up in pain and shock at Bad Bob full of lust,
A syrup tart caught him in his <3 and Urny's tooth bit dust.:-( :-( :-(

Poor Urny :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( (Urnyyyyyyyyyyyy)

Who drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs.

STAY ON THIS YARN FOR LAST PART (4) OF URNY

V.Good..so good to b back,

Much good to c you Colourful Digits :-) :-)

Hoping that you r in good fit condition :-)

My world is difficult but I am in control, I am a PD purson, but don;t allow it to b all in my day...all too short 365 days is not the sum of all I am......

BALLAD OF URNY ..... Concluding Part (4)

Urny was only 52, and didn’t want to croak :-( :-(
Now Urny brings his yogurt drinks to Paradisiacal folk
Urn’s patrons r all holy, and nasty dogs r band
His Milkman’s days r full of fun in that fairy, dairy land. :-) :-)

But a woman’s wants r many-fold, soon Mau and Bob did marry
But odd things would occur that night, as Bob lay happy as Larry
Was that shrubs a-rustling in strong wind? Or Mau’s cat catawauling
Or Ghostly Gold-Tops a-rattling as Urny did his calling? :-0 :-0 :-0

Nobody forgot Urny (ooooooooooh Urnyyyyyyyyyyy) ;-):-D :-D
Who drohv a most fast Milkcart in North Lancs



AND THAT'S IT FOLKS :-D :-D :-D

So good J so good....

sooooooooooo Always look on the bright margin of vitality !!!!

Hi Pals:-) :-) <3

My lost Gran (monica- as storm all of us await) did not amount to much in South Cymru! 5.50 am rumblings far away. 10 mins following- flash of lightning, and BANG! Almighty clap of storm, rain following and soon nothing else!

Following that- sun showing with occasional light rainy downpour. Now lots of wind. But not a big transaction!

I am musing if it will b coming back or not. It's now dark and still much wind!

Has my Granny :-D :-D(who's monica cannot be said on this yarn, as it has that naughty non-consonant in it) hit you all hard?

It's good to own a Storm with monica as my Gran :-) :-) :-)

No, just rain and strong wind, still warm tho.

words from colourful digits.,

A digital clock has no sound,
Which suits a body down to this ground,
For i abhor the ticking din
A clock that tick tocks is a sin.
It has no point prompts a shout
A body cannot stand and I pout
If I go away on holiday and a ticking sort
Is in our room, it has to go in a draw,
So its sound is not auditory !!