General Chat

Some body get the fiddles!!!

I'm having a job keeping up wi you two, I'll av 2 start cuttin corners......
Jan

whats for dinner GH...........owt nice......think its gonna have to be a take out here now

I cleaned my two loo's today, does that mean I'm a DG too then ?? :))

actually Zoflora smells quite nice might try that

*plays bagpipes*

Where in Scotland are you Marion

My parents go up there 3 times a year...they love it.....never been myself although wouldnt mind

Unpack your hair ?????????????

for what Mousey??

Wow cool Mousey....love the sound of bagpipes

My dad just had a kilt made for him up in Scotland with the tartan thats supposed to be for our name....or something like that.

Didnt know there was loads of different tartans......having a blonde moment again....lol

Im in Tayside.

Theres loads of tartans.

the hair...lol

Grandson was going to wear his tartan tie and his 'see you jimmy ' hat to nursery today lol.
Tartan hat with the 'ginger hair'.

not sure where they go to stay....they have frinds up there....think it may be Loch something or other.........although they travel all over visiting

Awwwwwwwwww bless him Marion.....my little boy has ginger hair

I think he was going to wear it, he said he had a tartan day...Burns.
His other granny was taking him today,and he said she had it at her house ready lol

I went to a burns night last year........great night

never had hagis before

I found it ok....a but of a gritty texture, but Ive had worse

Mousey...............added ya chuck xxx
but Im offline at mo...........lol

Octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old guitar.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty bucks.

Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty bucks to the octopus's owner.

The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out back, coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says "What are you fooling around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"

The octopus says "Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pyjamas off I'm gonna make love to it!"

pmsl Marion............nice one

hope you dont mind me copying that for my mum x