General Chat

so off they went to see if claire would have them,
but aslhey said she had done a runner (mmm ?)some thing going

on called Noris from the Cabin? Yer paper bill's not been paid! I'll have to cancel Claire's subscription for

'Lady' magazine - Ashley looked and found several advertisments for nannies highlighted in pink so he promptly

made enquirys.But Claire went mad as she did not want to look after children anymore.She wanted to be in front of the cameras modelling.She did not care what modelling as long as she earnt

.......enough money to keep her hair straight, ..

so she applied to a catalogue modeling lingerie BUT it turned out to be thermal underwear rather than the pretty pretty kind she hoped for and so

so she decided to go into the country and try her hand at

pig farming.This she thought could help Ashley and his butcher shop.But she could not cope with the stench so decided to

spray the pigs with Chanel No.5 - however this proved to be rather expensive as Ashley found out when he had his credit card statement through and he went berserk and threatened to

have her sectioned again which was hardly surprising. Back at the Rovers Ryan suffered a kind of breakdown so Michelle decided to trade him in for Alex, after all Alex really was her son and she was sick to the back teeth of Ryan constantly on a play station - Liam thought she was being a bit hard but she

said enough was enough and then again Alex was the image of her dead husband and that would give her comfort to look at - however Alex turned out to be another devils'child and

palled up with the other spawn of the devil - David Platt. David, who was now a man of the world so to speak had really got above himself, so much so that Audrey sacked him from the salon. He decided to ask his new girl friend if she could get him a job where she worked in the Pound Shop but she said

she hated it - the pay was lousy and now that there was a vacancy at Audreys she might as well apply for it as there was a future in a hairdressers to which David

said yes, go for it. If you get it you can use imac (sp) on everyone,give the salon a bad name,would love to see my grans face when they all left looking like Yule Bryner.
Eddie Yates was back in the street looking for..

lurve - however

.... his brother Onslow decided he would like a change from Keeping Up Appearances, and wondered if there was work for him in Coronation Street.......after all Eddie used to be a dustman, and then a window cleaner....

and he used to see all sorts of interesting things thrown in the dustbins and even more interesting sights when he was up the ladder including the time when he saw

.......Bette Lynch in the bath with her loofah....

however, that memory of Bette Lynch in the bath had haunted him ever since and he was now receiving therapy at a local clinic to try and erase it from his mind - it was proving very difficult indeed. Meanwhile Betty Turpin was up to her armpits in mince making another few dozen of her notpots when

Jack came to the back door asking to see Vernon on the qt (please note hotpot made with lamb never ever mince)